Is a prostitute worth it?

>>18203382
>should I do it?
Probably not, you're likely to regret it.

>>18203382
With prostitutes you get what you pay for
Get a cheap one and it will be fucking an older washed up whore who did too many drugs and never bothered with her life, kind of disgusting
You can get one of those girls who can't really afford college so they whore themselves out of their apparent but not to anyone, basically they as their male friends to only give her number to people she can trust
This is pretty great but those girls only do it for a month or two, closest you will get to having sex with a regular girl
You can blow a lot of money on a professional escort. But know that they are used to keeping wealthy men entertained not taking someone's virginity

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>>18203382
>To clarify, I don't feel lonely or depressed or anything like that, I'm not a fat neckbeard and I certainly am not unfulfilled, but I'm a complete social outcast with 0 women in my life, and sometimes I wonder what it feels like, you know?

Honestly, grow some balls, and talk to a girl
If it works, congrats
If it doesn't, try again till you become an alpha male

>>18203382
don't do it, you will regret it,
not that taking on working girls is bad on itself,
but the thing is you're a virgin and very likely to be advantage off
these girls work for money, and thus will not care for your satisfaction
in many cases, guys will use prostitutes for companionship and someone they can open up to,
this kinda develops into a "therapist" type relationship, maybe could be worth for you
but be careful not to get your money wasted on, and of course you will surely feel better getting with someone real

ps: is that pic from someone in your country, thats some damn fine booty

>>18203382
Maybe you can try dating?

Online, friends friends, social events you hate? I bet you never really tried. Most girl put on in less than 3 dates unless you stumble upon exception.

>>18203528
>>18203407
I don't care about the companionship part, honestly the less they talk the better, I hate compliments, especially insincere ones (I'm not an idiot). I just want some casual, innocent sex!

>>18203528
I don't think it's from my country, but portuguese girls look amazing. 9 in 10 make my dick diamonds to be honest.

>>18203543
What part of "complete social retard" do you not understand?

>>18203551
How do you know you are complete social retard if you never really tried? Also people mature. The fact you werent able to make sentence at high school doesnt mean you are the same retard now.

And almost everybody will tell you that sex without that "love feeling" is just slightly better that good fapping to degenerate fetish porn you enjoy.

>>18203566
It doesn't work like that, I know how to talk to people, but I don't know how to behave flirtily or how to deal with a social setting where you meet people at. These things are not about talking well or anything like that, they're about literally not having the skills required to meet people in general.

Also I don't watch degenerate fetish porn, thank you very much.

>>18203575
>Also I don't watch degenerate fetish porn
fucking casual

I have "lost" my virginity to an escort (between quotes because I couldn't get it up), but even though my experience was shit, I say do it, as long as you know exactly what you'll be getting.

First, get a cool escort. They're regular people, so don't put them on a pedestal nor threat them as less than you. Generally being polite and not acting like you're just out of jail horny will take you far with them. I got a good amount of lap dances in a strip clube just for being polite to the girls, smiling and saying hi instead of approaching them with the average "hey nice tits".

Be honest with them. You don't have to say "hi I'm virgin", but it helps everybody to know what they're going into, so that expectations are at the right level. You won't feel pressured to perform well if she knows it, and she won't try to put up a show expecting you to perform well. Just let her know you're not very experienced and ask if she'll stay around if you're too fast (some escorts work on an "you cum, you're done" rule and leave after that, avoid those)

Do the whole deal arrangements with them by phone or text to avoid awkwardness. Try to go for a motel or other neutral ground where it's safer and more comfortable for you. It's ok to ask how much they charge, how long they'll stay with you, and so on. It sounds awkward and cringy but it's totally fine, it's part of their trade and everybody ask them that. If they sound like assholes, don't feel too attached and move on to another.

I'm from brazil and here we have a forum called "gpguia.net", where people catalog and review solo escorts. There's probably something like that in portugal if you look it up. It's all user based, so it's mostly unbiased. You can also keep an eye out for escorts who use terms like "namoradinha" (dunno if you have that word in portugal), who act more like normal dates instead of dick hungry succubus.

I don't use those services but that's what I can tell from being friendly with night workers as a whole

>>18203546
well prostitutes are exactly for that, getting down to business,
my only good experience was my last one, was a very cute charming girl with the body of a princess
came diamonds too, but basically that, they will tell you whatever you tell them to
my other times weren't so good, got taken advantage off (different girl than the advert), already paid without having sex, and even already had to stop midway out of nowhere
thing is, you're inexperienced and they feel that, so you need to be very lucky to find a whore who will take good care of you

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>>18203382
>FILE DELETED
DAMMIT!
>>18203575
Well, if anything, you should get a hobby. I highly recommend taking some drawing classes, because that's where girls are more likely to be social with you

PROTIP: Don't go to teather school tho

>>18203382
>>18203528
Bullshit, just do it.
You are going to regret it yes, but it's the best kind of regret you can feel. I'm 26 and was a kissless virgin until my birthday last month when I hired a prostitute and finally had some. It was bad, it was kinda humiliating, I felt like shit after, but it was the best thing I could have done. It was also great to have a woman and not care about anything else for 40 minutes.
I didn't think it would be like that, but it was one of those key moments of life where I felt everything was so much more mundane than I thought it was. Sex is nothing.
It's like eating a great meal or smoking some A-grade weed or getting drunk on moet&chandon. It's one of the best physical/chemical entertainments you can have, but it's nothing but that. Don't romanticize it, just enjoy the moment (if you can. I certainly couldn't the first time).
If you want to get rid of the "I never did it" feeling just do it. It won't change anything important.
Grande abraço, meu amigo. Tire isso da sua frente e siga adiante.

>>18203528
>these girls work for money, and thus will not care for your satisfaction
That's not really true all the time.

>>18203595
>FILE DELETED
good thing I saved that!

>>18203575
What are you afraid of? Of behaving like idiot in presence of lady? Being rejected? Being clumsy? Why dont you at least try before you throw all my advices to trash?

You date girls by inviting them to places like parks, dinners, cinemas and just talk to them about anything. And when she and you consider each other attractive, you just have sex.

You are just like baby being scared of his first day at school. Why dont you at least try?

>>18203610
Actually it's quite the opposite. Unless they're in a nightclub surrounded by pimps, unless she's pleasant, she won't stay on business for long.

>>18203595
I draw, drawing is not a social hobby, not if you want to GitGud. Besides, no drawing classes around here.

Here's the pic, by the way, guess it was too spicy for the ol 4chans.
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>>18203625
Ok, by that coin what makes YOU think I didn't try?

>>18203718
>didnt try
Because if you actually tried, it would be your first responce, you wouldnt write that you are not unatractive, you would make entirely different question for adv.

So again, why are you scared? If you wanted just to fuck prostitute, you wouldnt be here. You would be already in brothel. In the age of internet you search for things like these super easily.

You just arent sure with yourself. Like almost all poster here. You arent here for confirmation bias, you are uncertain.

So why wont you actually try the "traditional way"?

>>18203662
Fun fact: Over here in portugal prostitution is legal but pimping isn't.

Fuck, we really do have the best laws.

>>18203745
In brazil it isn't either, but it happens regardless. Sex working I'm not sure, afaik as long as there's nobody getting a share from the hooker's money it's legal apparently

Friendly reminder prostitution is the oldest job in the world and there's nothing wrong with it.
They provide a service.

>>18203718
>I draw, drawing is not a social hobby, not if you want to GitGud. Besides, no drawing classes around here.
Try out with music! Even if you suck at it, pretty girls usually love music class

>>18203783
Played for 10 years, stopped, it wasn't fulfilling enough.

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>>18203820
...Online dating sites?

>>18203851
Never tried it.

I find it really hard to advertise myself in general to be fair, I don't really know why.

>>18203878
Give it more than a try
We live in the digital era, use that to your advantage yo

>>18203625
Not him but I'm just like him and I'll tell you what I am afraid of:

Being rejected and lose all the confidence I built up on myself.
I know I'm not attractive you can't call yourself that when you're virgin at 26, and I don't want to give myself false hopes only to see I failed it would hurt me too much as it did in the past.

Never a girl showed more than a glimpse of interest in me, whenever I try I fail.

So I would rather admit the truth than tell myself every second "maybe she likes me".

Also where do you meet girls and ask them?
At work and school if something fails you will be regarded or you will consider yourself inferior because to ask a girl on dates you have to weaken yourself in some way.

Outside? I tried and girls were either not giving a fuck or tell me a straight "no sorry", and this when they weren't scarred...

>>18203995
>or tell me a straight "no sorry"
You should consider yourself lucky. They could also just lead you on and then ghost you instead of actually rejecting you.

>>18204242
How should I consider myself lucky you retard?
It means they don't even think I'm worth a form of respect, they won't bother "not tell me" directly because they feel they can wipe me out with in a second.

>>18203382
yes. you'll never have to worry about them accusing you of rape afterwards

ya do it and get it over with. but do it legally. After you fuck a few times your confidence will boost too

>>18204351
Amazing, usually assholes do well with women.

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>>18203382
You keep making these threads. Stop it. We told you not to, but you cleary *want* us to tell you to go ahead. So fucking do it already, you fucking pussy.

>>18203382
its not worth it. most wont do cum in mouth and require a condom, but even if you dont use a condom you're going to worry about catching an std. much better to date and have a real connection with someone.

>>18205900
No they don't. Stop believing in /r9k/ memes.

>>18203382
>What would be the price ranges for an average prostitute, and what kind of things would that get me?
It depends on a lot of factors. What country and city are you in? Are you getting a street walker or a high class escort? Are you going in for a pump and dump or do you want the whole night? Getting a bj behind a 7/11 from a hooker in columbia is going to cost a thousand times less than spending a night with an escort in New York City.

Personally, I've always preferred and will always recommend getting an escort and staying the night at her place. You get more time, you get some company, a lot of the time there's a meal in it for you, and you get to fuck her several times throughout the night. The way it generally works if I'm seeing one of my favorites is that I'll show up at her place with $500 cash (I get a considerable discount most of the time, standard rates are closer to $750) which buys me the whole night. Depending on the time we'll either fuck right away or I'll cook something (that's where part of that discount comes from, I'm a professional chef and she appreciates the food, and I like cooking) then we'll fuck. We'll chill for a few more hours till we're getting tired, go to bed, fuck some more, then in the morning I wake up and leave, no strings or questions. Breakfast sometimes.

As far as the actual sex part, condoms are almost always going to be mandatory, and if she'll let you fuck her bareback be afraid, because she'll let other guys do it too. If you're sleeping with a good escort she'll be willing to provide proof of examination from a doctor to show that she gets regular physicals and STD checks. Odds are she'll be willing to let you use whatever holes you want, they'll do some fetishes, but they most likely won't do hard masochism and they won't let you tie them up.

Don't try anything stupid. High price girls especially WILL run off or potentially call the police on you if you scare them too much.

>>18206157
so nice guys get more pussy, then?

>>18206184
Friendly men get more pussy, yes. Nice guys has a lot of negative connotation, but yes, if a man is friendly and honest he's more likely to get laid than some asshole who treats a woman like shit.

>>18206183
Okay, you're talking about fucking a high class escort in her loft apartment, OP is talking about sticking his dick in some 6/10 ho on the street.

>>18203382
>Thing is, I know virtually nothing about it. What would be the price ranges for an average prostitute, and what kind of things would that get me? Is it worth it if I'm that inexperienced? Will I be wasting my time if I don't know what to say or do? What would be acceptable to ask them? What would I say when talking to them on the phone? Is it acceptable to ask for pictures beforehand? Would it help me with women in the future?
Nigger if it's legal in your country than it's no different from hiring any other professional. Some will be shit, some will be good, and you should DEFINITELY do some comparison shopping.

I did it and I don't regret it. Sex is nothing special, it's not the mind blowing experience normies want us to believe it is, actually masturbation feels better in terms of actual stimulation on your dick.

Anyway the prostitute was really sweet and smelled good and it's nice to know how a boob feels like.

>>18206184
Yes. Not "nice guys", but nice guys. Know the difference.