>car is broken >have a mechanic guy here fixing it for

Just ignore him. If you're tempted by something, remove yourself from the temptation and do something else.

You're not an animal just acting on impulses, at least I hope not.

>>18196436
I don't even talk to him because of this issue.

I have never had an impulse so strong before. I have had to ****take care of myself**** while he was outside just to get the edge off.

What is going on here?

>>18196438
You're a human and attracted to another person, it's very common. Guys deal with this stuff every single day and just learn to not touch what isn't "theirs". It doesn't mean anything, you're probably still going through puberty and your hormones are in full blast.

Go for a run or something

>>18196447
I am a grown ass 28 yo woman.

I'll try running it off when he is here.
I doubt that will help because I had just finished a work out last time and it made things worse for my body.

I am just shocked with myself. I've never been this drawn to someone sexually before.

>>18196431
your boyfriend must not be very manly. I think you have a more masculine man around and it's driving you nuts.

>>18196431
you should suck him off and spit his cum into your vagina for lube

>>18196431
Oh oh oh I bet you haven't told your boyfriend anything related to this issue! Way to go girl

>>18196451
So you're asking for permission from us to fuck this guy.

Go for it. Do whatever.

>>18196462
"I want to cheat on you with the help."

This is a great move.

>>18196468
You discuss sexual issues with your sexual partner.

>>18196468
hahaha ya, talking about your issues with your significant other is some stupid shit only fags do LMFAO
posting about it on a thai snake farming forum is the way to go

>>18196431
Let me help you with your mental gymnastics, OP.

Think about it, OP, your boyfriend has been a bit distracted lately. If he wasn't you wouldn't feel the way that you do. Even during sex he isn't as passionate as he once was and doesn't make you feel as desired as he did earlier in your relationship. It seems to me it is his disinterest and outright apathy towards you that has brought about this situation. For that reason it sounds like it's his fault and he deserves what he gets. Besides, this new guy makes you feel young and sexually hungry. You only live once and how do you know this isn't really the person you are supposed to be with if you don't explore your feelings? Maybe it's fate.

>>18196431
By not being a slut and keeping your legs closed
>hurrr how do I not do something
Women are such children

>>18196474
>>18196475
I'm not going to tell my girlfriend that I want to fuck the maid. I'm simply not going to act upon the urge.

If my chick told me she wanted to cheat on me I would leave her.

It's insanely rude and disrespectful.

>>18196486
yea no shit

it's a shame OP has a head filled with rocks and can't realize that acting on impulse when you're (supposedly) a 28 year old adult is a bad idea and needs a bunch of anonymous strangers on the internet to tell her that

any other amazing observations or would you like everyone in this thread to continue to rationalize bad decisions for someone else?

>Be part-time car mechanic
>This shit happens all the time
>Still charge full price for service after
>Still get laid
>Still fuck MILF
>Occasional college chick that dinged her daddies prised car
>Life is good

Go for it OP. The mechanic wont care for you or your relationship. He'll just get his dick wet and move on to your car.
And your relationship is fucked anyway

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>>18196512
this.

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>car mechanic
Most turn off profession there is. OP is definitly a guy.

Get a real fucking job.

>>18196526
You'd be surprised how many people aim for the low hanging fruit.

>>18196477
t. OP's mechanic

Yes, we ladies definitly want an unintellectual guy who fixes cars and makes sub $100k. Dream man right.

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>>18196431


Yawn.

0/10

>>18196431
Suck every drop of cum from his dick then kiss your cuck boyfriend. He should be able to fix the car himself, What a beta bitch

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>>18196543
>women
>wanting an intellectual guy

Yeah fucking right lol

>>18196553
Why would it not be better to pay some shmuck to schlep it for you.

Be the Don, not the goon.

>>18196556

>>>/r9k/

Back to your containment board, shitbird.

>>18196431

Is your boyfriend some kind of fucking numale who can't work on cars? That would explain it.

>>18196563
Homegirl I have a gf

But she doesn't like me because I read and write. She likes me because I'm hot.

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>>18196573
I want to believe.

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>>18196573

nigga pls

>>18196590
Believe what? Chicks are philistines more often than men and they do not want an intellectual man. Chicks like men who they can define easily.

>>18196615

>Believe what?

That a human being could achieve such sickening levels of simultaneous edginess and retardism. Your hamfisted generalizations of what "chicks" like leads me to believe that you're either just another red-pilled neckbeard or you've suffered some kind of traumatic brain injury.

>>18196628
Have you been outside? Talk to any chick at all. They do not watch actual films. They do not listen to music that isn't predictible shit. They do not read actual novels or philosophy. So what exactly are they looking for between listening to overcompressed pop music or conversely being big fans of Brand New and defining themselves around it with a dose of group think.

I've met a few chicks with authenticity in my life. But they are few and far between.

>>18196452
This is mildly true.

>>18196456
.....usually gross but it turns me on.
>>18196468
Fuck.

>>18196474
I have, he's pretty cold fish

>>18196477
No he just doesn't have a high sex drive.
I don't want to explore feelings, just his body. I want him in me.

>>18196483
I've kept them closed!

>>18196649

Post discarded. This is just a bunch of typical /r9k/ red-pilled bullshit and deserves no logical response because its not based in any kind of reality.

>I've met a few chicks with authenticity in my life. But they are few and far between.

I think its so funny when you guys criticize women about authenticity and group-think when in reality all of you redpilled faggots are nearly identical and think and say the exact same shit.

>>18196742
Can someone explain to me what /r9k/ actually is? I still don't understand wtf is going on over there.

>>18196755
A place for very loserish kind of people who just want to complain.

>>18196755

>A place for very loserish kind of people who just want to complain.

In other words, the perfect place for you.

>>18196483
Like we don't get a bazillion threads from men tempted to cheat. Do you also say "Men are such children" in those?

>>18196765

Used to be. It's full of roasties and white knights these days.

If you want to complain about life, come to /r9k/ and we'll set you right.

>>18196800
no we say "FUCKING STACEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>18196742
I'm not memepilled you dumb ass. I have just spoken to a lot of women and generally they are not at all into anything remotely intellectual.

My gf has good values and treats me well. But I can't talk to her about music or philosophy at my level. And she wasn't attracted to me because I listen to jazz or read. Chicks don't listen to anything obscure that isn't prescribed by a clique like La Dispute or whatever. She was innitally attracted to me because I'm tall, good looking, and lift weights.

Girls are not usually not into anything intellectual. Like I couldn't watch Youth with my gf. But she is fun and I like her.

and she sucks dick like a pro

>>18196537
t. missed the joke

>>18196800
Blah blah master key something something shitty lock. Women lose value the more partners they have men gain value. Simple

>>18196839
women both are simultaneously uninterested in anything that requires thinking and highly offended at the suggestion of such. we had a "favorite book" topic on a whiteboard at my (IT) office, and women were writing shit like "Harry Potter" up on the board. it was fucking laughable. out of the entirety of human literature, the very essence of our sentience, from ancient Greek texts to Shakespeare to Nietzsche... Harry fucking Potter. absolutely disgusting. women are amazing beings because of their nature, they are what gives the lives of men meaning, they extend the very civilization we fight and die for, but god damn they're mental children.

t. guy with blue-eyed, blonde-haired master race girlfriend

>>18196715
what's your number?

>>18196975
>claims he has gf
>asks for number from korean image board

Sure ya do pal

>>18196975
Well imagine if you had so little testosterone that you had no personal confidence. You would follow the bandwagon too.

My gf loves harry potter. But she has good core values and treats me well. My point was that chicks don't value intellectualism with guys or at the same level as guys into it. And if they say they do it's probably wishful thinking.

I have to explain what words I use mean to my gf a lot, but she does have better emotional intelligence than me. I'm a screenwriting major who used to be in software engineering. I recognize that I'm simply going to value having a broad vocabulary more.

The thing about people is that values deturmine the apparent intelligence greatly. Someone who happens to value nascar and someone who values reading philosophy can be equally smart. One just chooses a subjectively more impressive area of expertise. I don't watch any sports and fill my head with narritives so I appear smarter on the front end than a sports fan.

I would say that women have the ability but not the desire.

And that's why I think that chick from earlier is talking out of her ass. Plenty of girls would like a 60k a year mechanic. His values could easily align with hers and he's not stupid if he understands the mechanical workings of cars and can manipulate them.

I doubt that bitch can even write music or stories and she's judging a guy for not having those values she pretends to have.

Good luck landing mr. 100k + philusophical whiz homegirl.

>>18197002
>not asking for numbers while you have a gf

ISHYGDDT

>>18196431
Why do you think he'd even be responsive, OP? Why do women in general just assume reciprocated attraction?
Maybe he has a girlfriend and is loyal to her or doesn't find you attractive at all?

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>>18196839

Post discarded.

>>18196975

Post discarded.

>>>18197025

Post discarded.

I think the issue your ideology is that reasonable people have given you waaaaayy too much of a platform to spread your bullshit. I think its not enough that you meme-pilled garbage people are exiled to the internet and the fringes of cultural value. I think anything less than hog-tying you and dropping you off on a desert island to fend for yourself is doing a disservice to the rest of the logical population trying to live their lives without your toxic stupidity poisoning every last aspect of our society.

I truly feel sorry for you, I do, but I feel more sorry for the young children and impressionable people that unfortunately have to live in the same plane of existence as you do.

>>18197099
>claims to be logical
>can't ignore what he claims to be the inane ramblings of a bitter madman
>suggests society reconigure itself entirely to perform a violent cull after losing an argument on the internet

You're a roastie, aren't ya?

>>18196466
Just don't be suprised with the consequences though

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>>18197099
>>18197106
either a roastie or a nu-male, but, then, is there really a difference?

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>>18197106

"Losing an argument" would imply that I was participating in one. You don't argue with children who are throwing a temper tantrum. You're not even operating on the same level of logic, therefore there is no argument to lose.

There is no argument because saying "women are dumb" or "women aren't intellectual" is immediately wrong. There are thousands of women in history who have accomplished a great many achievements in the areas of science and math that you and I will never even come close to measuring up to. All you need to do is stick your head outside or google for 5 minutes and you'll find the world is littered with hyperintelligent women, therefore your claim is 100% wrong.

Its like saying "the sun doesn't exist". All I have to do is look up and I can see it. There is hundred of years of documentation of it existing. I can look to left and ask the person next to me if they see it and the answer will be yes. Engaging with you in an argument about whether or not its there is not an argument at all because you lost as soon as you opened your mouth. You have no leg to stand on because your claim is not based on objective reality, its based on the inane ramblings of virgin neckbeards who want to blame everyone else for their problems.

You know this computer you're tying on right now? The first concept of the computer was invented by a woman; in the 18th century, back when women weren't supposed to do anything else than wear corsets and make children . Without her, you wouldn't even have this platform upon which to be a relentless dumdum.

So, like I said. Post discarded.

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>>18197150
>thousands of women in history who have accomplished a great many achievements in the areas of science and math

aaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh man

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahah

my sides are nearing Europa

>>18197150
That's an awfully long response for a post to be discarded you salty faggot

>>18197099
Your rhetoric is terrible.

>>18197106

Doesn't the fact that only kind of girl you're capable of interacting with are dumb ones just mean that smart women don't like you?

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>>18197181
>muh "if you don't think girls are smart, it's cuz the smart ones don't like you" meme

truly desperate

>>18197181
Please take a critical thinking course.

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>>18197164
>>18197171
>>18197180

I'd like to refer you all to the proper trash receptacle in which to dump your posts.

>>>/r9k/

>>18196512
And after that he'll get his dick wet with your car

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>>18197192
Listen, shitbird, there have been literally thousands of ostriches who have made invaluable contributions to human science and technology, and if you disagree with me, you're just a fucking autistic virgin who belongs on r9k

literally your post, do you feel proud?

>>18197192
Please take a critical thinking course. You are proving our point by being incapable of defending yourself.

Even an anecdote of how you love Camus and play jazz flute or something would be better than this.

I am prettier than you and I am smarter than you.

>>18196431
just go with it. be the whore you were born to be and fuck his braisn out. deepthroat his cock before and after he cums deep in your fertile pussy. then clean up and go fuck your bf. let him nut in u too. also post pics of your tits and pussy to bitch