Is dick a good term for my own penis? I always think of Richard Nixon when I call it that. And when I say cock I feel like my wiener is a gun. I don't like either words. And the word penis is too anatomical. Any advice?
Kidney Tickler if you're long and curved
>>18189521
That makes me feel like a fool
dong?
>>18189504
That pic is fucked up bruh
>>18189504
Why not call it your peenus weanus :-)
Haha! Your weeeeeeeenus peenus of course!
>>18189504
This thread is really good. Seriously.
Dick sounds too much like dick, and cock - well, cock is too much.
>>18189504
>he's a gorefag
hello, reddit!
>>18189527
says the goreposting neet on a Zimbabwean leopard skinning forum
>>18189621
That's not gore that's the majesty of nature
Cockimus Maximus
Fluid filled bladder