I walk in to my room today, looking to shower and relax. I share my single room with a roommate - cool guy. I notice he left his keys in the lock... maybe was in a rush? Use his keys to unlock the door and then notice how dark it is with the bathroom light on. I walk a little forward and notice a bare butt on his bed and he jumps up saying "Heyyyyyyyy. Uh whats up?" I tell him I just came to drop something off, trying to seem as if I didn't see the bare piece of ass laying on his bed. I ask if he needs the room. He nods. I swiftly leave and don't know how I should handle this awkwardness.
>>18183642
Just laugh it off, its no big deal
I used to live with a roommate that moved in because i could use the extra cash for rent and it took 2 days before he walked in while i was bare dick naked standing in the room
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"
>he shares a single room with a roomate
>>18183661
Wow, I don't think I can ever be that comfortable with my roommate... besides, we don't have too long before we move out anyways
>>18183670
You shouldn't be. That dude has social issues.
>>18183661
>you will never be in high school playing Starcraft ever again with not a care in the world
Why live
>>18183708
>you will never be in your early 20s watching Korean starcraft at 4AM again
That was good times
>>18183661
Holy shit this some kind of fan fiction or an actual chatlog. Maybe i'm newfagging but i've never seen this. If it's real somebody sauce this. Tasteless just became 10x more hilarious
>>18183758
Totally legit
Somehow Tasteless is the autist of the brothers
you guys share a room, you both have the same genitallia whats it actually matter if you see each other naked? naked is the natural state.
i had a roommate who was nudist and he showed me the light, its amazing just coming home in the summer and taking off all your clothes. you'd think it wouldnt be that different from being in your underwear, but its TOTALLY different. thats where all your heat bunches up. taking oyur underwear off lets all the heat out.
its just a butt. its literally a line in his back, no different from the rest of his body.
>>18183642
>omg guys I saw a butt today what do I do