How to discreetly break a computer?

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How to discreetly break a computer? 2017-04-02 05:02:35 Post No. 18182254
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How to discreetly break a computer? Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:02:35 Post No. 18182254 [Report]

Hi /adv/,

I have a problem.

My brother who is in high school has become my torturer. He spens all day playing video games on his computer in the room next to mine, and, while I have no problem with that, he just screams while he does it. He screams and screams for hours, insulting the whole world and laughing like an idiot. The walls are so thin that I hear it as though he was next to me.

This has been going on for months. I can't stand it anymore. I looked for voice masking devices today and some are being designed but there are none available on the market.

I will not have this any longer.

I want to discreetly destroy his computer, in a way that it will look like he did it. Maybe through a virus or something but I don't know if he protected his computer with a password or not. Maybe magnets to erase the hard drive, I don't know.

Please tell me the most effective and unsuspicious way of rendering a computer terminally unoperable.

He'll probably beg for another one but at least it will save my sanity for a few weeks and after he starts doing it again, I can always destroy the next one after some time.

Help.

Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:04:53 Post No.18182259
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Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:04:53 Post No.18182259 [Report]

>>18182254
Maybe just walk over to his room and ask him nicely to be quieter when you're in the house?

You know, handle it like an adult would?

Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:09:20 Post No.18182270
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Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:09:20 Post No.18182270 [Report]

>>18182254

Try this: >>18182259

Otherwise, magnet to the motherboard. That will stop the computer working without destroying his precious data.

Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:10:04 Post No.18182274
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Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:10:04 Post No.18182274 [Report]

>>18182259
>implying somebody who spams chat with faggotry is capable of being the other party in an adult conversation.

Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:21:30 Post No.18182294
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Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:21:30 Post No.18182294 [Report]

Neodymium magnet to hard drive

Popo (ID: !59.2//u/7M) 2017-04-02 05:28:45 Post No.18182310
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Popo (ID: !59.2//u/7M) 2017-04-02 05:28:45 Post No.18182310 [Report]

This is funny, so i'll help you. Buy a little tube of thermal paste, put too much between his processor and heatsink, and put it all back together. Just google how to do it. His computer won't be broken, but it won't work.

Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:33:01 Post No.18182319
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Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:33:01 Post No.18182319 [Report]

>>18182254
UBS killer.

But for fucks sake, try talking to him first. And why do you think he simply won't get a new one?

Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:58:25 Post No.18182353
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Anonymous 2017-04-02 05:58:25 Post No.18182353 [Report]

>>18182254
Run a bat script on his computer to delete some of his registry and some of his windows/system32 files. If he plays online games copy a hosts file to windows/system32/drivers that blocks the router.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/