Constantly horny pls help

Just try it lol, not that you'll have trouble finding someone..

>>18178685
welcome to almost every males world ever

>>18178694
I would only have sex in a relationship because morals and stuff but tfw no bf

>>18178711
Well, how do men deal with it?

>>18178717
we fap constantly, tof any pron, female we can get to exhaustion, and continually think about fucking and sex....

we dont deal with it...really its sorta why 4chat, neets etc exist to some extent

>>18178685
I'm horny too :(
Post a pic of yourself?

>>18178717

You say that but it's a matter of time till a guy hits on you and you're so fucking horny you just head to his apartment for a no strings attached pounding.

I met an asexual in highschool, I told her to leave me alone because I never learnt social skills the way I grew up.

So my advice is not the best, but get one of those hitachi magic wands or something, if you jerk off all day you get cramps in your hands or in your case probably your finger will be really gross and pruned/sensitive.

>>18178749
I doubt it will be just one guy. It'll probably take a whole squad.

>>18178685
If you are not exaggerating and it really is interfering with your life, see a doctor. It is unlikely but barely possible that some hormonal imbalance has occurred, that can be fixed with medication.

>>18178733
I see, so no way of coping other than just giving in and masturbating all day? Well, I already fo that :/

>>18178737
I may be dumv but I'm not dumb enough to post a picture of myself on this site

>>18178749
I dropped out of school three years ago and stay inside my room all day. I never go anywhere and have no reason to so I'll never meet anyone. I wish someone could just ravage me right now, maube it'd make me feel normal

>>18178759
>I dropped out of school three years ago and stay inside my room all day. I never go anywhere and have no reason to so I'll never meet anyone. I wish someone could just ravage me right now, maube it'd make me feel normal

>tfw this turns me on so much but I have to go out to meet with some girl I don't even like that much now.

>>18178753
I live with my parents and sister, they'd never approve of owning a sex toy. I'm thinking of buying a dildo online though. I think I could keep it a secret

>>18178755
I will try to do this. That very well may be the problem. I dunno but thank you

>>18178770
Can't you just google the location of a sex shop and just borrow the car or take a bus? But yes, you can buy a dildo or vibrator online, so many fucking websites.

>>18178685
Wanna trade V cards? Give me yours and i'll give you mine?

>>18178770
reminds me of this girl sitting in front of me in class
I saw her browsing dildo catalogue on her laptop during lecture
lol
pretty sure she knows I'm the only guy sitting behind her with the view of her screen

>>18178819
girl's V card has way higher market value
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3210019/model-18-who-was-selling-her-virginity-to-the-highest-bidder-claims-she-has-now-sold-it-for-2m-to-a-randy-businessman-from-hong-kong/

>>18178825
It was a joke...
>Leaves thread

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>>18178825
>Cinderella Escorts

OP, sign up for this agency, you'd lose your virginity and gain money to jump-start your career.

Two birds with one stone.

>>18178825

>looks like a fucking tranny
>virginity is worth 2 mil

This market isn't fair.

april 1st dumb ass

>>18178685
I think you have much serious problem here
>>18178759
>stay all day inside my room
Get a job, enroll in school again, go to gym, swimming pool, start running, find a dude and marry him, get pregnant whatever just DONT
>stay all day inside my room

And yes we dudes are sort of perma horny. So we fap to save our lifes. You learn how to deal with it eventually.
>>>/d/
Also when you have stuff to do, you dont notice you are horny that much. Fapping 4 hours a day tells how bored you are.

Where abouts do you live OP we could be cute for a while

Install tinder or ok cupid
Find the hottest guy or whatever your preference. And then just day you want to casually hook up.
If you

You need proper dicking and masturbations to exhaustion.

My gf is rarelly crawling up walls horny, but we have sex every other day and she cums buckets every time. Maybe masturbate to exhaustion, get a vibrating dildo that will do most of the work for you, and it'll make short work of your horniness

>>18178685
You need to transform your sexual energy into creative energy. Try nofap to some degree.
Look for a strong man to guide you into being the woman you can be. You can satisfy all the lust you want with him.
This is unhealthy and not normal.
Your divine inheritance is being manipulated to turn you into a sex robot. Don't let them control you.
Goodluck anon

>>18178685
Well if you become a hooker you can get paid for it.

Also there was that one story of a girl who auctioned off her virginity for something like six figures USD

It'll pass... in time.

>>18178770
>I'm thinking of buying a dildo online though

Nah, if at all one of the small lay on vibrators.
You don't want a plastic dick to break your hymen, don't ya?

OP. you are just a late bloomer. It will go away after time.

HOWEVER
>>18178685
>but this is seriously distracting and I feel like my desire to sexual pleasure is consuming my entire life.
That is not healthy. It may sound strange but regularly confess to a priest, and use one of the church's offering of courses on the theology of the body. Since you are a woman prbly one led by nuns. It sounds stupid as fuck, but it helps controlling these things.

>>18179774
THAT.

>>18178759
Where are you from? im sure someone here would love to come ravage you

>>18179774
>>18180410
Sounds like a lot of vague spiritual stuff. Not sure I buy into it but I guess I'll keep it in mind? Also I'm not Christian so I dunno if going to a Catholic church for this is realistic.

>>18178971
>>18180412
South-East USA.

>>18180398
A didlo is probably a lot cheaper. I still live off my parent's allowance you know

>>18178685
Mate girl if its an ACTUAL problem, then seek professional help. As inciting as "an always horny girl" sounds im sure its highly unpractical.
Also i doubt 4chan is able to help in any way if the goal is "less sex".


if it dies down super

dildos are always a friend

>>18180635
Vibrators are dirty cheap, you can get one for like 20 bucks. There was even word of some nutjob feminist site that would ship you one for free.

Find a husband first OP didnt your folks teach you anything?

>>18180841
>Mate girl if its an ACTUAL problem, then seek professional help.
It is. I mean,i have plenty of free time but when I spend it all masturbating, browsing the internet with my hand down my pants thinking about masturbating, or daydreaming about sex all day then I feel it's a problem. Like another anon brought up, maybe it's a hormone thing? I'll try to get a doctor appointment soonish

>Also i doubt 4chan is able to help in any way if the goal is "less sex
Yeah but I get bored

>>18180849
Well I haven't actually looked yet but I'll keep that in mind.

>>18180932
I'm 19 and never had a boyfriend, getting a husband is a bit far down the road.

>>18178685
Find a nice 22ish year old guy and fuck his brains out.

Unless you live in Colorado. In which case: Waddup shawty?? You need a back rub??

>>18180974
Find a boyfriend wholl be willing to wait for marraige. Marry him after 2 years of dating. Dont be childless in your late 20s

>>18180999
kek

>>18178717
>Well, how do men deal with it?
Constantly jacking off

>>18180999
>Dont be childless in your late 20s
Goddamn, I'm a male 23-year-old virgin. At what point do I just start saving up for a mail-order bride?

>>18181025
Its fine because your a guy. Women have a fertility expiry

Do you want to be a slut OP. Do you want multiple sexual partbers in your life? If not then control it. Men control their urges all the time. Masturbate if you have to but dont ride the cock carousel.

>>18180999
> Find a boyfriend
Easier said than done
> who will wait
Is that even possible?

>>18181079
In my mind yeah, I want to get fucked all day. In reality and my heart though, no. Like I said above, I don't want sex without being in a loving relationship

>>18181133
Thats fine. In my mind I have fantasies who having multiple sluts doing all sorts of things to me. It subsides after I jack off but I only want to make love to the future mother of my children and fantasies of lovemaking with my sweet loving future wife gets me hard and come faster than any porn vid.

>>18181133
Dont slut it up. Its not easy for men to get a fuck. We deal with it by masturbating. Dont worry its totally normal you can still be "pure" if you rub your clit and do light fingering. Dont use dildos though, that will loosen you up. You dont want your pussy to be loose when you havent even had sex yet

Youre a virgin OP. Save it. Hold on to it. Because if you start trivializing it and just "have fun" with many "boyfriends" you'll wake ip one day in your 30s unmarried and childless, looking back at your life and regretting you wasted your best, fertile years as a human fleshlight.

OP u fat?

>>18181147
I'm dying for some penis but it's a want I'll have to live without. I understand what you're trying to say, I want my first time to be special and with someone special because I'm corny or whatever but I feel the urge.

>>18181158
I don't really believe a dildo can do tgst. I mean, ill look it up but that doesn't sound right.

>>18181176
Fantasizing about being a human fleshlight is fun though. It gets me going thinking about it but it's not the life for me

>>18181178
Nah not relevant tho

>>18181199
I'm special, so when we gon' git sum fuk?
My body is ready and waiting for you.

>>18178759
oh I will fuck you so hard,
have you inserted anything in your ass?

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>>18181199
Lol you're a dropout who never leaves home, what you want us to suggest? Buy a hitatchi wand and start changing your current perception and go so some fun things outside. How did you spend these 3 years BTW? Maybe you're having mental problems? I'm very lonely too but atleast in I'm in uni

OP how good are you with kids? Im telling you right now learn to take care of kids or have a pet dog. Walk it in a place families get together like a park. Find a man who spending time with his family.

>>18181199
You arent corny at all. Any sensible woman would want this. If more women wanted this, men will adjust their dating styles accordingly the saturation of sluts and easy access to sex make men really agressive expecting easy pussy.

>>18181211
Well you're body is gonna be keep on waiting

>>18181228
I came to the advice board for advice but got basically what I expected, guess I'll buy a vibrator and get a doctor appointment. Also I just spend all my free time playing free to play games on my crappy laptop

>>18181242
Dont your folks set you up?

>>18181242
>I came to the advice board for advice but got basically what I expected
Then don't ask rhetorical questions you retard.

>>18181236
I dunno because I'm never around any. I hate tge sound of a baby crying so I'd probably be bad with babies but little kids are cool

>>18181240
It is corny because life doesn't work out like that. I'm never going to find 'the one' and have this amazing perfect relationship with then lose my virginity to and live happily ever after. It's not realistic and I'm setting myself up for disappointment

>>18181244
Ye I live with them still but they don't come in my room

>>18181222
>have you inserted anything in your ass?
Only a baseball bat, but I crushed it.

>>18181252
Yeah I should've just made another "Ugh I think this guy likes me but idk if he does what do" thread. I have a serious problem, I've masturbated over three to maybe four hours today in bed and I'm still horny. You might joke but there's something wrong with me

>>18181242
Who pays for all the shit and what games do you play. Are you American? Americans usually are occupied with work, you could do the same. There would be some interaction and what you know maybe a right guy. But you're a dropout again, that might indicate you are below average smart-dumb American type(?)

>>18181256
No when you compromise your standards to something so important as your fucking spouse that leads to the deathbof self. Id rathet die a virgin than just become another fleshtoy. That is called integrity. Don't settle for sluts and one way to do that is dateing people to look for a spouse rather than a srx partner.

>>18181268
My parents support my NEETdom for the moment but i do plan on getting a job but I don't want to be stuck in a fast food restaurant. I usually just play LoL all day because it's the only thing I can run. I also used to play Terraria but not so much anymore