I have a gambling problem, help me. I'm $300 in debt.

>>18176955
learn probability? Bayesian inference and Markov model. There are some algorithms that can help you in the long term.

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Confess to your wife/ parents, promise not to gamble anymore, arrange cash from sources they will help you with, pay off the debt, work and live a simple life, pay it off and move on. Quit smoking and drinking asap, walk to work, start enjoying radio, the whole works. It's never too late, boi.

>>18176955
$300 is nothing. quit while you're still ahead.

>>18176955
>$300
Top kek

Keep doubling down until you break even. Once you break even start the process over again.

>>18176955
download kik, advertise on backpage, give 3 $100 blowjobs fucking loser BTFO

>>18176955
think of it in terms of evolution if that helps
the house always wins
otherwise, there wouldn't be a house
$300 isn't that much
you've learned your lesson and it's time to move on.