19 year old college student. I am thinking about losing my virginity to an escort and would like to hear some tips from you guys. I am balding, average height and thin, also can't grow a beard. I am very sexually frustrated and girls don't want anything to do with me. Not everyone is born with good genetics so I'll have to drop a little money to have a good time with an attractive girl.
I don't think going to a brothel by myself is a good idea. If I use a condom and refuse to be given a blowjob, the chances of getting a STD should be nearly 0, shouldn't they? Also, any tips on how to not be caught by anyone that I know? It's a big city, about 350k people. My family don't live here but some of my college friends obviously do. Any ways to avoid them? Any tips in general?
Start lifting. Why wouldn't it be a good idea to go to a brothel by yourself? Are you supposed to bring your bro and fuck him? My tip is that losing your virginity to a whore is going to make you feel like a loser and even if you later decide to have normal relationships and fuck girls you will never be able to change the fact that you had shitty awkward sex with a prostitute your first time.
>>18169506
OP here.
I don't have time to lift because I am aiming for a high GPA at my engineering degree and some classes are really hard. Apart from that, I don't think having more muscle on top of me would really help me get laid. Muscle is temporary and goes away when you stop exercising. Why not spend that time trying to be in the top 5 of your promotion? Pays off much more and doesn't go away. And yes It'd make me feel like a loser. But that's just how I feel every day already.
>>18169532
There is no person who literally has no time to exercise. It can take as little as 30 minutes a day. If you can't then you need to decide what to change or cut out of your day. The muscle isn't temporary if you don't stop exercising. You shouldn't stop exercising til the day you die.
I don't understand the "being top 5" part. You don't think the benefits of working out would give you an upper hand in every aspect of life? Are you planning on graduating and then spending each day studying after work to get promoted? That's retarded.
>>18169497
>Not everyone is born with good genetics
I know that feel, bro.
>I don't think going to a brothel by myself is a good idea
Why not?
>If I use a condom and refuse to be given a blowjob, the chances of getting a STD should be nearly 0, shouldn't they?
Yes. As long as you aren't going to a trashy brothel, even blowjobs are ok. I've been doing this.
>Also, any tips on how to not be caught by anyone that I know? It's a big city, about 350k people
If you are that paranoid, go to one in the other side of the city. It is a discreet place, isn't it? Then it should be no problem.
Big city = lower percentage of people you know
I'd be more scared in a tiny city, where everyone knows each other.
>Any tips in general?
Just enjoy it. Bring condoms that you like.
>>18169557
also, working out will increase your stamina for reading and adjusting your brain chemistry towards feeling focused and happy.
ask 10 attractive people on dates, even if they say no it will make them feel good, karma, start this Amazing Method and soon therafter you will Fuck.
>>18169532
>pays off
the payoff of having a strong, healthy, attractive body is beyond corporate validation or financial renumeration
>>18169572
^^ ++
>>18169557
I run. I don't lift. I am natural. I have little time. My goals are very focused on college. I am not changing them. The amount of muscle you can put on while being very lean & natural is minimal (jesus lord, what the fuck is this "lift and you'll conquer the world" shit?). Even more minimal if you have little time to "lift". Getting a few pounds of muscle wouldn't helm me in any way. I am not taking steroids in any way. It really doesn't compute.
>>18169572
Thank you. I appreciate it.
>>18169573
I don't believe in karma nor do I care about giving gratification to strangers.
>>18169597
Strong? Why would I want to be strong? I'm not an ape. Healthy? Sure, but you don't need to lift to get that. Attractive? If you think getting a few pounds in muscle would make me that much more attractive then okay, but I don't think it works that way.
>>18169650
Sounds like you are autistic so maybe you should be fucking prostitutes anyways.
>>18169650
You are literally an ape.
>>18169650
Why ask for advice if you are so arrogant and won't change yourself. Sounds like you need a hooker to tell you whatever you want to hear.
>>18169672
I don't need anybody to tell me what I want to hear. I came asking for advice on escorts and that's it. I didn't ask for advice on lifting.
>>18169650
i fuck
>>18169497
Don't do it bro. 1. She's an escort. So it won't be as good as a situation where mutual attraction is in play. 2. You won't get to forplay. Part of sex is getting head (clean head!.) 3. You have to wear a condom. This really sucks because pussy feels 1000x better when you can go in raw!! My advice is to wait until you find a cool chik who knows your situation and genuinely likes you and you're positive that she's clean. Once she knows you're a virgin it'll be easier to have sex for her because she knows you're clean also.
Just imagine telling the girl you really want to have sexual with that your first was a prostitute? She will automatically think AIDS!!!. Wait it out so your first time can be one of your best!!
>>18169817
This post is garbage.
Pathetic thread is pathetic.
>>18169817
Are you retarded?