Dick surgery

>>18165035
Hello i remember your thread from yesterday.

Have you finally been at doctor to check you? Have you finally considered to literally grow up?

And as that problem with a girl. She may be too much tight / nervous / too problematic hymen. Have she considered to go see gynecolog? Have you tried to finger her first?

:-D

>>18165035
You probably shouldn't breed, actually.

>>18165035
>I bent my dick from floor humping in high school
explain

You didn't bend your dick you mongloid, it's normal for dicks to be bent.

So you're saying you achieved erection by performing the act of humping the ground? Assumingly around your friends in school?

I can relate kind of. I almost hurt myself when I humped a dick hole in the wet sand at the beach when I was like 7.

>>18165254
I was gonna call my doctor today, since yesterday was Sunday. I didn't wanna piss him off by calling him on his off day
on Saturday I did finger her and get her wet, but every time I try from behind my dick slips out. maybe she didn't crouch low enough
>>18165257
>>18165356
>>18165374
at first, normal masturbation didn't Really maintain my erection or make me cum. but when I side on the floor while watching thick videos, that's when I did it. I did it because I wanted to replicate the feeling of my girlfriend sitting on my lap (we always make out while she sits on my lap)
>>18165372
come on I was 15, I don't do that anymore and I do it the normal way now.
there was weirder stuff here, like the floor tile guy on /v/

>>18165533
You still haven't explained what floor humping is.

>>18165533
So really mate, chill out. No amount of shitposting and stressing yourself wont make your doc appointment come faster.

And after the doc will tell you that you are normal, describe him your situation so he can tell you she probably should see gyno too. Or both of you are just horny inexperienced teens :-D

And have you tried the position where you lay on your back, girl climbs on top of you and make all the work herself? Maybe she will do it better than you :-)

Practice makes perfect.

>>18165559
I hope that Will work, and I hope my dick doesn't push into my left testicle. it happened a few times when I jerked off. then again I am taking a long break from jerking off so that helps my dick right?

and yeah I'll try what you said, sounds like fun. I'll find a hotel.
>>18165554
basically I would get an erection while wearing pants (preferably while my penis was pressed on the floor), tilt my penis to the left a bit, and thrust the floor until I cum. the process was painful at first, same for the orgasms, but my body somehow allowed me to do it. I was afraid to tell anyone because my mom didnt like me watching porn, and the nature of the situation was embarrassing. I should've told somebody when my dick was hurting. at one point my erection went straight down

>>18165577

>Blank stare

I don't know what I was expecting, but that wasn't it.

Dude, your dick is fine. Follow other anons advice and get yourself and your gf checked out (it's probably an issue on her side since you can't even get in).

>>18165587
OK I will even though I think I really did break something in my dick. miraculously I was able to go an inch in and break her hymen

>>18165577
impossible to shape a dick this way