I give up on sex

>>18161639
bump
tl dr I have bad luck, what do I do

>>18161670
Dont go to the casino

>>18161673
I'm not even old enough for gambling, am I?

>>18161680
Use some penis straiggttener or something, tie it to lamp and go to sleep, do it for a month and you have perfect dick

>>18161700
that sounds like some weird advice. should I just get surgery or something?

can anyone else help me???

>>18161797

they do have surgery that fixes peyronie's disease.

Is it like a banana? Those are good for rubbing her gspot... Don't do doggy style but missionary or one where your banana dick will hit the gpot

>>18161639
I suggest you to grow up. Like wait for a while to see if your brain will be able to produce enough logic and sentences which makes sence.

And start by securing place to have sex with your girl. And no, park is not the right place despite what voyers says :-D

I bet you are just stressed and inexperienced like your girl. Try with baby steps and go for handjob first. Also she is probably not wet / horny enough and also did you know you can use your hand as assistance to properly aim your dick on right target?

>>18161823
I did but it kept slipping out and bending out. she was wet. I think I need to Chop my dick off and get surgery,
>>18161819
I used to hump the floor hard to masturbate, and now my penis doesn't stand up as straight as it used to in my early teens.i think it's also from letting her sit on my lap.
>>18161812
I just hope that I don't have that disease

>>18161812

eh, most people end up just getting the implant though.

>>18161639
u probably stuck it in the urethra dude
also u can lie in court for a ticket but not for anything else. cops have no witness

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>>18161965
>I used to hump the floor hard to masturbate
Kek

Also, keep in mind every chick's different about wetness. I presume you haven't been with many chicks, you might be misjudging how wet you think she is.
Get a real place to fuck, wait till your parents are out of town or something ffs lol and buy yourself some lube. Try again.

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>>18162055
I hope so. and also this is where my penis bends slightly downwards. I just realized today that I might have really fractured it more than I thought. it also feels loose at the base when I lift it up

>>18161991
I just need surgery, not an implant.

>>18161639
bump

>>18161965
>sliping out and bending out
She can be just virgin like you.
Seriously stop overthinking this and putting so much value into sex. I bet you two will figure it out eventually.

Grow up and stop bumbing your thread on slowest 4chan board. Of you are so scared of you having bend dick, go to doc so he can have good laught.

>>18161639
Yes kill yourself. In hell you will have all you ever wanted and jesus' huge cock you can make the girls get fucked with after bringing them to heaven, watching it from downstairs

>>18162400
she is, but this is the 4th time we tried. I only got to go an I checked once. honestly I'm afraid I might find out so ethnic horrible from the doctor. I wish I could show you guys my problem, but I can't show you my dick

What way does it bend?

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>>18162453
>honestly I'm afraid I might find out so ethnic horrible from the doctor.

>>18162493
I apologize, I meant to say "something". I was afraid I'd find out something horrible from the doctor
>>18162462
it bends downwards. as shown here>>18162114, that is where the bend starts. I have the goddamn
erections of an old man. I'm gonna kill myself sooner or later, I can't live like this. meanwhile my dad and his 8 inch dick gets to experience sex with all the women he wants.

>>18162536
Well, you've got two choices: go to a doctor and potentially get your boner issue straightened out, or don't go because you're afraid of possible bad news and spend the rest of your life feeling that penetrative sex is too confusing and complicated.

It sounds like you're at the end of your rope and currently unable to enjoy yourself sexually, so I'm not really sure what it is that you think you have to lose.

>>18162171

Well the only surgery for the disease is kinda risky and its difficult. Theres a lot of risks, and your penis ends up being a little smaller after. So usually your doc will just recommend the implant

>>18163180
suicide sounds like a better option for me

>>18162032
>stuck it in the urethra

If his penis was a nanometer thick