How to get pussy

Study body language and how to properly talk to women. It's all you can eat over at youtube. Search stuff like "how to hold a conversation like a man" - and then go out and fail over and over until you don't.

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Literally all you have to do is talk to a girl for half an hour, then ask to smash

>>18148241

honestly you have to learn to respect yourself & your desires. if you want something, you deserve it, etc. you need to embody this entitledness and you need to take things form other people

>>18148250
Not worth the effort. I think I'll just wait for the right grill to come to me. I just wish everyone would stop thinking of me as some kind of loser when they find out I'm a virgin

>>18148651
>watching youtube videos is too much effort
You're already screwed so you're probably right to give up.

>>18148656
I mean the process of meeting new girls and finding out if they are suitable. God knows I wouldn't date ant of the females in my friend, work or school circles. Bars, nightclubs, dating sites and the like draw too many insufferable people. I know this is autistic but I think I'm better off pursuing my profession (which I love) and meeting like-minded women through that.

Girl here,

I'm tired of you thirsty beta complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so follow these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10

>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale

>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. It's just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha

>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections and actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.

>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $35, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh and if you can't drive, consider suicide.

>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theirs plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition

>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.

>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.

>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.

>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you are really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.

Thats it. Its all simple if you ask me.

Dont forget-- just be yourself! :)

>>18148241
These responses typically assume you've been raised with a particular bar of social awareness/skills, that your emotional traumas as a child are mostly handled, and that you're at least 'average' in looks (meaning, average height and white or light skin).

What's your current social situation, what's your emotional state like, and how are you physically? These are all pretty important and don't let people tell you otherwise. You'll notice most "dating coaches" just HAPPEN to be average height or tall white men and there is a very good reason for that.

>>18148703
God women really are such pieces of trash. Reminder you're only value to society is you're ability to take a dick and make babies.

Look forward to turning 40 and having 0 value to anyone and everyone

>>18148779
cant believe you responded to that obvious bait XD

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>>18148783
have almost none of those things

feels bad

>>18148703
>$35, 000 car
What pathetic women do you hang out around?

>>18148589
this guy gets it

>>18148241
think you need to mature and work on yourself a little before you even think about being with a girl judging by your post.

Step 1. Be attractive
Step 2. Have friends

>>18148703
>attractive
im fucked in the face department, but pretty good everywhere else
>rich
halfway alright
>social status
pretty good
>nice car
yep
>tall
taller than most
>big dick
check
>dont be a virgin
cool
>pathetic interests
gone since my girlfriend left me
>be an asshole
hell yeah
i wish this post was real

Literally take any one male alpha character you can portray and just copy everything he does.


Like off the top of my head characters played by: ryan gosling, john kraskinski, and neikl patrick harris

>>18148703
Why pretend to be a woman on 4chan? This is literally regurgitating /r9k/ memes, and saying you're a woman. That's pretty sad.

>>18148703
Shitty copypasta from /r9k/ is shitty. Go back to your containment board, bitter virgin.

>>18148777
My emotional state, well been deppresed 2 years physically im fit going to the gym
Well im 5ft10 is that considered tall?