Taking a "Red Pill" on New Age Bullshit

>>18147461
Watch Penn and Teller Bullshit with her.

I dunno OP, your aura is red to me.

Just be like "will you help me?"

Then your gf will both be going against her mothers wishes and changing you, two of women's favorite things to do.

Also as the above poster said you probably do have a red aura.

>>18147461

people do have auras, its scientifically proven, and in some instances people have been pretty accurate at reading them.

unfortunately you can bring a christian to a biology class but you can't make them believe it, and when you get to shit like auras theres just no shit out there detailing how it wouldnt be possible (especially since its been proven to be possible via photography).

so the only way you could really trick her is to actually take a picture of your aura and hope that its the opposite of what her mom says.

>>18147483
>scientifically proven

>>18147486

yes anon, scientifically proven. all it takes is an examination of any insects vision to see its true. people give off heats and energies that vary in color,

>>18147493
Post a link to these "scientifically proven" claims.

>>18147500

no.

>>18147493
Define energies

>>18147461
>how do I convince my girlfriend that auras and crystal healing and all that shit is stupid
First step: stop using retarded terms like redpill.

After that you're basically going to have to fight unsubstantiated claims with logic, and she'll either accept that auras and crystals are bullshit or she won't.

The law of attraction is just as retarded, it's a fucking scam.

If you can't get through to her you probably don't want a long term relationship anyway. If they'll believe in crystals and law of attraction they'll believe fucking anything.

>>18147520

i wouldn't really be able to, im not a fan of auras and the like so i never did much research, just read in a textbook about the photographic texts. I think the point here is that we can't clearly define it.

bees for example can see colors in the ultraviolet range that we are unable to. this lets them know whats inside a flower before actually checking inside the flower, which helps when collecting nectar for honey.

apply that to humans and how our body chemistry reacts to emotions, and how some of our emotions are really just broad strokes of consistency that our personalities are contingent on and you'd have a recipe for an 'aura' that is mostly the same, but changes a little bit with emotions, as well as with illness, what you eat, etc.

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Use one of these

>>18147468
That will totally work. No way that will fail to convince her, I mean it has Penn and Teller.