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>Be me
>Be 27, male, 6'4"
>Lanky AF
>Don't handle alcohol well
>Socially awkward, but managed to get girlfriend
>Her birthday was 3 days ago
>I wanted to do something special, but ended up getting drunk instead.
>Got in my Darth Vader outfit 1 hour before she gets home
>didn't put on pants
>put on glow-in-the-dark condom
>drank 2 more beers
>She gets home, I'm on the couch.
>I stand up and look at her.
>I make light-saber noise as I get raging boner
>hfw I say "I am your father, call me daddy"
>mfw she says "Mine's bigger"
>mfw she pulls down pants
>mfw it IS bigger
guys help, what do?
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>>18146764
you get raped
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The Force was stronger in her indeed.
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>>18146764
Try calling her daddy. Role reversal might spice things up a bit
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>>18146780
but I don't like the penis
how do I break it to her, or uh, him, rather, that I don't think it'll work out?
Whatever it is, it's got a 11/10 bod
but has dick
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>>18146764
This wins my seal of upheaval as the funniest post of the day.
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>>18146764
she is bigger, and therfore should have the right to switch roles to penetrate you.
sorry sissy boy, now you're the female.
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