32 years old. Virgin. Should I buy an escort?

it won't help with whatever problems you think you have
it won't change anything about you
you probably won't enjoy it
if you still really feel like it go for it, it's your life man

>>18136766
If you want but I think you'll be surprised at how little your life will change after you get laid.

If it will make you feel better go for it, it's a service. Don't tell anyone obviously and don't make it a habit.

OP here.
since I've waited this long maybe I should just wait it out.

I feel like I'm gonna be like the guy from 40 year old Virgin by the rate I'm going.

>>18136784
Go take a vacation in Thailand for a week and fuck it out of your system and then you'll understand sex isn't a big deal.

I'm even thinking about going gay

>>18136790
Sound like a good plan.
I guess my only real selfish issue is that I've missed out on having fun in my teen years and 20s. Missed out on a lot of potential opportunities. I guess the positive side is I don't have any STDs

Fixating on what 'level' you are IRL is a sign of autism

If you feel like doing something just do it, you fucking pansy. I it helps you get over this embarrassing level of self-pity then go for it, but if you're already this pathetic then you'll just find some other reason to feel sorry for yourself

>>18136801
Good tips anon. Thanks for the harsh but true words

>>18136800
Why worry about something you can't change? For what purpose?

Do or don't; That's all that's left.