Lying at work

>>18131579

say you found a handful of change in the purse so you pocketed it. say at hte time it just seemed like the natural reaction, but assure them that any significant sum of money, even in just the couple dollar range would have gone to them.

Why would you say something like that? Also taking money from a purse if it's not yours is just as dishonest as taking it from the cash register

>>18131589
Because I'm an autist.

I didn't really tell her I stole it, but I said that a different coworker of mine and I found $$

>>18131582
If I do that I'm pretty sure it's a guarantee that I'll be fired. I was thinking of just saying that I was joking around? I mean they can't prove I stole anything

>>18131615
>I didn't really tell her I stole it, but I said that a different coworker of mine and I found $$
That's still being dishonest.

>I mean they can't prove I stole anything
I don't know what your workplace is like so I can't dispute this, but it's going to come across as more than a little shady if you told someone you took money and are now denying it like this.

>>18131624
If I tell them I stole it then I look even shadier, and I lose my job man. I can't afford to do that. Is there any alternative whatsoever?

>>18131627
Why the fuck would you steal in the first place? Are you a literal retard? If you're willing to steal, even if it's petty change, you don't deserve to have a job

>>18131629
I know. It's just a bad habit. All of my coworkers who do my job (accept donations) have and do steal. I only took $20

>>18131638
>$20
I honestly would not be surprised if they fired you on the spot.