Girl asked me to be her baby daddy

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Girl asked me to be her baby daddy 2017-03-16 01:07:18 Post No. 18131117
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Girl asked me to be her baby daddy Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:07:18 Post No. 18131117 [Report]

playing some vidya when this girl I matched with on tinder randomly asked me to be her baby daddy.
>freak out, try to steer towards normal sex yadda yadda
> says I get to fuck her till she's pregnant and don't have to take care of the kid
>haven't gotten laid in 2 years, was hoping for a nice break soon
>girl is kinda cute, pretty chubby but I don't mind that
>side bonus of furthering my conquest of spreading my genetic material to as many people and places as possible with the end goal of world conquest long after my passing

wat do

Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:09:12 Post No.18131125
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:09:12 Post No.18131125 [Report]

You will nut in the first 30 seconds anyway.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:14:48 Post No.18131137
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>>18131117
You fucking nigger, she's just gonna milk your ass for child support.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:17:23 Post No.18131141
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:17:23 Post No.18131141 [Report]

>>18131117
>baby daddy

Anybody who uses this term should be spayed/neutered.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:20:20 Post No.18131146
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:20:20 Post No.18131146 [Report]

>>18131117
>and don't have to take care of the kid
lol
and you believe this?

Anonymous 2017-03-16 01:23:40 Post No.18131152
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>>18131117
Don't do it you fucking idiot. You're going to regret it for the rest of your life.

Mathias Rex 2017-03-16 07:36:07 Post No.18131884
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>>18131117
dont fucking do that, thats child you abuse you douch. stop being selfish, this is a child's life. will grow up to be a faggot or dyke if no father.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 08:28:54 Post No.18131960
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>>18131117
>baby daddy
good one op

Anonymous 2017-03-16 08:41:27 Post No.18131968
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 08:41:27 Post No.18131968 [Report]

OP I hope this is bait.

NO
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 08:50:38 Post No.18131981
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 08:50:38 Post No.18131981 [Report]

>>18131117
hmm id be skeptical about the whole "you dont have to take care of the kid" crap. i want to make as many white children as i can but its not worth some tinder thot scamming you for child support.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 09:53:44 Post No.18132018
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 09:53:44 Post No.18132018 [Report]

Ya'know, you see the light in the distance and you still don't want to get off the road...

If you want to go ahead consult a lawer first.

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