How do you get over a pretty girl's poop smell?

>>18120454
Shit happens no pun intended. Just keep dating your designated masturbation hand.

>>18120454
Tell your girlfriend to drive to a public restroom if she wants to take a shit. DO NOT let her do it while you're in the same building.

>>18120454
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

>>18120536
Amen brother you don't deserve that shit. Swear one time I caught this ho poopin in my bathroom but I ain't half the man you is. If I could go back I'd break down the door hust like you...all that was left when she was out was the stench. I gave my love to this woman and for her to do me like that was unforgivable, but me being the young naive boy I was I believed her when she said it was mine from the afternoon and that the towels on the floor kept the stink in. Boy I tell you what if I ever catch a women poopin again Ima slap her with both hands like the good lord intended.

>>18120454
Air spray. It comes in small bottles you can carry around and spray bathroom before you go in.

>>18120454
It is a well-known fact that women don't HAVE to poop the way men do. They only do it deliberately, to annoy.

>>18120454
Do you have autism? Girls poop, man. Everybody poops.

Your mom poops.
Your dad poops.
*I* poop.

Deal with it. If you date a girl long enough, you WILL smell every smell she makes.

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This thread

I hope you don't want kids, OP...

Real life is messy, stay out of it if you can't handle that. Hopeful that this is just a troll post but just in case...

>>18120867
This. If she poops, she's a cheater too.

>>18120536
this made me laugh really fucking hard

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>>18120536
>u some kinda poop whore

I'm the antithesis of you, OP.


I fantasize about fucking my girl in the ass, and getting her shit all over my cock.

she's gonna do anal on my birthday, which is in approx. 300 hours

>>18120536

>bitch you better pray this isn't yours

>>18120536
Nice.

Hi 4chan nub here .. this whole thread is fucking gold ..

>>18120915
>Everybody poops.
Wrong. You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you.

>>18121770
>bragging about being a newfag
GTFO

>>18120536
Tumblr pasta huh

>>18120454
Being a biological entity, especially reptilian or mammal == smells .. more often offensive ones than the contrary. You think your shit smells sweeter than anyone else's ?

Oh boy, do I have the product for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

>>18121903
My shit stinks so much better than yours
My shit can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure, it's got you coming back for more

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>>18120915
>*I* poop
YOU MONSTER

>>18120536
lol

Are you retarded?