So basically I made a bet to a friend about 8 years ago that I would buy him a $500 lap dance at a strip club. Well he won that bet today and I owe him a $500 lap dance. The problem is that I never go to strip clubs so I have no fucking clue what a $500 lap dance looks like. What should I expect for $500 and how do I know if I'm getting my money's worth?
>>18119301
lap dances are way less than 500. for 500 he should get fucked twice at a club. Now you can drop 500 on 10 lap dances with tip
500 bucks is an entire night for two guys in a strip club if you're not being fucking jackasses about it.
A lap dance is $20-40 where I'm from, and that includes the handjob.
$500 is several anal sessions with a mid tier whore.
>>18119301
$500 for a lap dance?
Where I am from (Spain) $500 dollars will get you anal sex with 4 different attractive whores
>>18119301
...what kind of bet takes 8 years?
Just give him the fucking $500 lmao
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>>18119489
See that's what I was thinking. We actually said something about that too when we made the bet saying that it was for 'inflation.' Obviously we weren't exactly economists when we were stoned/drunk/rolling/whatever. I guess I'll just have to dole it out over a few nights like payments for some sort of skank mortgage.
>>18119498
Who gets married first.
>>18119536
Congratulations, anon.
>>18119536
Ooh. That's a nice bet
>>18119301
Just buy him a decent hooker.
Strip clubs in my area sometimes have $10 lap dances for like ten minutes. Normally it's $20 I think for 10 mins. They always give me a boner.
Just take the guy to a strip club, buy him a few dances, spend $500 in drinks and tipping the strippers.
>>18120156
Is there any way to tell if a club has strippers that are willing to whore themselves out as long as it's on the down low? Also, is there anyway to tell if a hooker is a trap? I'd rather not traumatize my friend by inadvertently calling in a guy who can pass as a woman.