How can I find a traditional girl?

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We found her Huemac.

>>18119085
Go to church. Volunteer in any religious organisation.

First and foremost: move away from the coast.

Second: live up to the expectations of a traditional man. More muscle than fat, stable employment, tidy appearance.

Everything else comes down to mobility and game.

>>18119090
>Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses
Lolwut
Ancient history is funny

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>>18119121
ain't it though

This passage was originally about Theodora, wife of the Roman Emperor Justinian. I just made one slight alteration.

>>18119110
>live up to the expectations of a traditional man

This right here. I found you can find some really good girls, if not necessarily traditional, volunteering. Doesn't have to be religious, just in general. I made lunches for the homeless for a couple years (very rewarding, highly recommended) and I met some really great, kind-hearted people.

>>18119085
you can't. get a real doll.

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Only KEKS think like this one with tradition comes strength and responsibility . KEKS run nothing strong men run mostly everything for a reason . Failure builds character and strength !!

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>>18119147
>getting a realdoll
>not an enormous fuckable plush

>>18119137

So did she take it in the ass as a child, is that what the first sentence means ?

>>18119167
yep

>>18119182

metal

>>18119193
was pretty common back then to have adolescent male prostitutes, I guess a youth's rectal cavity really is taught yet malleable

>>18119159
It's really not, motherfucker. They put thousands of $ into making it feel like the real thing.