my dick isn't erect for condom

>>18114842
It's supposed to stretch on, and unroll easily. Are you sure you're putting it on right?

>>18114842
Please tell me you figured this out without a woman present

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>>18114999
heh

>>18114999
I fear that you have found out the answer the first second you've gotten trips.

>>18115021
I'm amazed you didn't try to suffocate yourself with the condom after being in that situation

go get viagra. anything to avoid that hellish situation

>>18115039
>>18114999
the real op here. I haven't tried it with my girlfriend yet. I only did it with her once, and we only went an inch in because we were scared. Saturday I was supposed to try it with a condom for her.
>>18115021
you're right about the other anons' trips tho, but you're wring about what happened

>>18114842
bump

>>18114842
Consider the possibility that you're trying to put it on inside out.

>>18115322
yeah but eh eh I put it on right it got stuck halfway through. maybe I'm not punching the tip correctly, because there's still more space there

>>18114842
bump

>>18115353
Punching the tip????
It doesn't matter if your dick slants up or down.
Honey, buy a banana and try rolling a condom on it. Then try it again.

Also, some condoms are hecka small for some reason. Buy a decent trojan.

>>18115531
curse my thick fingers, I meant to type pinching. I used a nyc kyng size as practice on myself, when I put it wrong it kinda hurt

>>18114842
Masturvate

>>18114842
I fucking give up. I only got to do it sort if right once just niw, but whenever I try to put a condom on my goddammit pens doesn't stay hit by anymore and instantly loses erection. I give up on sex. I FUCKING HATE YOU GOD. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME HUMAN
>>18115768
you're not funny