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anyone here pass a urine drug screening thing before? just got

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anyone here pass a urine drug screening thing before? just got offered a job but i smoke a ton of pot and the test is next week

how have you passed/how could I pass without quitting smoking for a week. lol.
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>>18106634
get a friend to piss for you and bring that to the test
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>>18106634
Fake piss dude, it's the only way. My friend has had to do it multiple times.
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UrineLuck.
About $30.
urineluck.com
It works. Will trick a 10 panel drug screen even!
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darn i dont have 30 bucks.

gonna have to use my friend's pee. so like. i should just get him to pee into a condom an hour beforehand, strap it to my leg, then walk in and "whizz"?

whats the limit to how long before its obvious the pee isn't a fresh sample?
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>>18106702
Sure. It'll work. Just make sure it's at the proper temp.
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>>18106702
>p-pot smoking isn't addictive
>i don't have $30

lmao
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You need to do an oil change OP

https://youtu.be/Vd0gJwD7200
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>doesn't want to quit smoking for a week or to spend $30 to get a job

just smoke another bowl and go back to sleep
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>>18106804
A week off isn't enough time to pass a drug test.

I was tested once and I think it would be hard to fake. You might be in the waiting room for a long while. When I was put in a room to piss, they made me empty my pockets out first. Afterwards they check the temperature. You would probably need to store it up your butt to sneak it in and get the right temperature.
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>>18106804
fuck man i wish

>>18106824
Or like bring some of those handwarmer things and rub it on the condom before I "whizz"
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>>18106702
You don't have $30, but you have weed money?
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>>18106634
Quickfix.com

They even have a strap thing to strap it to your leg that you can buy seperately.

Comes with hand warmer except it's lower temp then most the ones you find at the store (120 F I believe).

Think ahead and keep some on hand in case of an emergency. I think you can store it a long time/permanently if you freeze it. The thought of pee in my freezer is not appealing though, real or synthetic.
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>>18106947
If you don't have money then your friend's piss is the only way.

Put it in a condom or a ziplock bag and strap it to your leg/crotch area so you can empty it out your fly. If you keep it attached to yourself for more than an hour or so before your test, it should be close enough to the proper tempurature that it will suffice.
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>>18107268
Hand warmer included is around 100 F, ones in store 120 F. If you turn in something higher than 100 F they will know something is up. Pretty sure if you had it straped to your inner thigh for a few hours with maybe some long johns underneath would maintain it at an acceptable temperture. Or heat it with the pad for a bit and remove to put in leg pouch thing.
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>>18106634
usually they say they'll screen you but they actually dont. the only time they actually will is for a security or cop position.
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