How do I get a girlfriend? Or even a fucking friend for that

>>18104261
You'd be really surprised to find out how many people think this. Try going to a local hangout, like a coffee-house or something, at least a couple of times a week. Bring something to read or a pad to write or draw on, and just develop a routine - before you know it, you'll recognize the people who keep the same schedule, and you'll be a "regular" to the people who work there, and you'll have conversations about things, and you'll trade FB pages and phone numbers, and you'll invite them to stuff you want to do, or be invited to events that they're into. You just want it to happen all at once, and it leads to feelings of alienation and isolation... give it time. Most people think they're not normal. And they're right, because there is no such thing. Let that be your armor...

>>18104506
Is that how you met your girlfiend?

>>18104577
It's how I met your mother.