Today I'm meeting a girl I met online on what I assume counts

Greet her with a bow into a handshake.
Look her straight into the eye and quietly say "Good day, madam."
Offer her a place on the ground, but don't worry about her response, as you'll have chloroformed her into your car. If you don't have a car, then take her behind a tree.

>>18099098
Masturbate an hour before you go out. This should make your consciousness clear during he date. You might feel anxious meeting her irl. She probably does too so nothing to worry about. If you are a robot autismolord DONT be yourself unless shes a fembot. Talk about topics you both find interesting. I assume you know them. Be a good listener, but also learn when to ask a question. This should cover you anon

Source: Never been on a date, but I assume this will work

>>18099098

You're going to get a lot of differing answers from a wide spectrum of people here, some of whom will even claim to be women.
Ignore them all I am a woman and I'd correct.
When you meet take out your phone and show her a photo of a huge veiny cock with is dripping precum out its Japs eye
Give her a wink and say nothing.