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>>18096722
Point the muzzle and pull the trigger. Brace for recoil.

Should I break up with my girlfriend?

We've been dating for nearly 2 years now but I feel that we've both drifted apart very hard. We both work full time and study at uni part time (with her starting to work full time about a month ago), but even then we hardly ever really see each other. I feel as though we pretty much talk a fraction of what we used to, almost as if we're too occupied to even establish the connection we used to have.

I'm 100% sure that we both mutually still love each other, but I'm starting to feel as though we've become way to comfortable to the point that we don't even try or make an active effort with each other. Honestly, this is my first relationship so I'm not sure whether this is the "comfort" phase or if we're just drifting apart.

What do

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>>18096730
The best thing you could do, is to have a talk with her about this, during a moment where you both are at rest. Preferrably during weekends and not after a busy (work)day.

Talk about how you feel, discuss the available options and let eachother finish talking. I have no doubt you still love eachother, but being in a relationship is more dedication than simple love.

Try closing the gap that is gradually increasing due to your busy lifestyles. If both of you are unwilling or unable to make that step, then a mutual agreement to go your seperate ways would be best. But first, try to fix what is possible to fix.

Talk about it to and with her.

I did this totally rude thing to this girl I barely know over the internet on behalf of a friend and now feel super bad and ashamed about it. All of my closest friends saw it and have called me childish and petty because of it, some even left this group we were into. Problem is, I can't take back what I've done while at the same time the guilt is killing me and I don't know what to do. I fear things will never be the same between us.

how do i get a higher success rate on murdering my enemies in guild wars 2 pvp using a necromancer?

Hello God Emperor,

I am a student that wants to go back to his home country. I need to transport two large boxes, but because my homecountry's customs are nurgle-tier, hardly any shipping company is willing to send my stuff over (those that do request unbelievable amounts of money). Getting smaller boxes is not an option because some things don't fit (throwing stuff away is not an option)

What do I do Emperor?

>>18096736
Was expecting troll advice, but he gave good advice. listen to the God Emperor my child!

>>18096745
Guilt is a way of your conscience to punish you. I do not know what you did, nor do I want to know. But the fact that you feel guilt makes you not a bad person. That same guilt prevents you from doing so again, and that is a good thing.

I know you feel bad. I can tell you that this bad feeling will lose its sharp edge over time. Even moreso if you find a way to say sorry to that girl or any of the persons involved.

For now, you simply have to live with that guilt and console yourself with the fact that you will never do such a thing again, and by this, you have actually become a better person that you were before. Because your old self would still do so.

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>>18096751
A fair question.
Your question almost seems rhetorical, because you provide yourself with the answer.
If discarding items is not an option, and you want to be able to send large stuff, then you will have no choice but to invest in sending those large boxes for a fair amount of money.

The best thing you could do is either cut expenses elsewhere in order to facilitate the shipping costs, or acquire more funds in order to pay for said shipping costs.

>>18096736

The truth has bin spoken!! Hail the almighty emperor!

>>18096730

This loyal servant the the one God emperor has bin in the same situation. It will get worse once you get more time then her and you make sacrifices she can't make back. You will feel like she is taking you for granted. Making even worse problems. Talk to her if both of you can't make equal time for each other then it's time to go on your own ways. But when you do end it with love. Try to be friends and don't cross that boundary till you both are ready if you ever do go back

>>18096760
What the hell, this was actually pretty nice and reassuring to read. I know it will take a while but I'll be here hoping I'll eventually accept things as they are and feel better soon. Thanks god emperor of mankind dude

>>18096767

Thank you God-Emperor. I guess I didnt need an answer as much as I needed anothers' point of view. I will look into more ways before resorting to spending a large sum.

>>18096781
You are most welcome.

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i stay inside all day and nothing amuses me otherthan my own pc. i want to go out and have fun but what should i do like i dont know whats fun

>>18096736

Thank you God Emperor. I will follow your advice

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>>18096796
If you force yourself to 'go out' than you will either do so unmotivated, or not go at all. You will have to feel committed to do something. An easy way to feel committed is to invest; buy a ticket, book a ride or an event. This way it costs money to do so. Not going will be a waste of money, so one will feel inclined to go.

However, before any of this is done. you need to map out a few things. Just like ' your own pc' can mean going on the internet, video games, watching netflix, vids or streams, or even chatting and social things, so to can 'going out' mean a lot. One can go out to social events like bars (though going solo might be intimidating) or participate in things like sports, community events etcetera.

If you have no clue what you want to do for fun, first of all, map out things that you DO NOT want to do. That could give you an idea.

And again, forcing yourself to do something doesn't work. Know yourself, and I do believe you know 'what's fun'.

Greetings, oh God Emperor

Should I keep going after my crush?

I don't think I could go into specific about the situation, but when I talked to her, she "rejected" me with this word, "...Well you better find another girl than me.."
I know it's not wise to go after being rejected like that, but somehow my heart tell me I should try probe her few more times, since she doesn't go into specific in her answer.

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>>18096824
The best thing to do, is to let it rest for some time, then approach her again. You should probe again, but the chance of rejection is vastly bigger if you do so immediately. Give it time, make her curious without showing that you crave her attention too much.

You can do it, Anon.

Just feel like I made a mistake because she seems to be better off without me and it feels like she can get with guys much better than myself, so everyday I wait less chance of getting her back.

Oh God Emperor,

Should I get back with my ex

> was on tinder next to me
> talked to this guy multiple times behind my back
> goes out alot with her friends

Just feel like I made a mistake because she seems to be better off without me and it feels like she can get with guys much better than myself, so everyday I wait less chance of getting her back.

I really like the idea of relationships
But at the same time I hate them and really want to avoid them. They're tedious, annoying, and a waste of time.
I want to have kids
But at the same time I don't
They're tedious, expensive, and a waste of time.
What do?

>>18096713
Dear god-emporer,

I am having trouble dealing with feelings of jealousy. Crush slept with someone very close to me, now how can I still have fun hanging around them without feeling awful? It is like my stomach hurts, head hurts, and especially heart hurts, sometimes it is ok, like after lots of drinking, but eventually my mind will always drift and leave me with paralyzingly extreme upsetness.

>>18096828
Dear God Emperor, thank you for your advice. It was really a sound advice, I feel as if you've read my heart and situation entirely. I know it'll take time in courting her, and I will be patient.

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How do I stay awake and attentive in class? And how do I stay on top of homework? Im in my first year of community college and its worse than being in high school. The only upside is shortened class times.

>>18096864
Not the emp but I have a solution that might work: Snacks bro, snacks and schedules. Schedule times to do homework, bring snacks to class (nobody cares). The snacks help keep you awake and focused, and the schedule keeps you on track.

>>18096865
Never considered snacks before, actually. Are there any foods that work for you? Granola bars or some shit? Damn, my family just ended our costco membership.

>>18096872
I usually eat small convenient stuff, mini cookie packs, pocky, sometimes gummies and stuff, anything works. I also buy the six pack of 16 oz sodas.

>date girl for a while
>we break up
>meet after almost a year in a club
>make out till her place, suggested we meet at my place some later time
>she agreed as long it's not a relationship
>no communication for a couple of weeks, this night she liked my status out of the blue
>considering making a booty call tomorrow
Should I Lord Emperor?

>>18096834
You don't need a woman like that in your life anon.

>>18096890
Building relationships and meeting new people takes time. Rushing towards things is ill advice. To give a direct answer to your question: Yes, why not?
It does not need to lead to a relationship just yet. Enjoy your time and life itself. Go for it, but treat her with dignity.

>>18096908
I don't plan to date her again God Emperor, just enjoy some time with her. And I will treat her with dignity.

>>18096838

Anon,
I understand your feelings, both for her and the jealousy that spawned from the situation. The sharp edge you feel will dull over time. Both your friend and your crush have their own reasons and feelings. Try to talk to your friend about how he feels. If you understand the entirety of the situation, it might help you give it a place Perhaps your friend saw it as a one time thing; or maybe he has a crush on her as well.
The keyword is talk, talk and talk. Take heed not to grow bitter and loss both your crush and your friend.

Dear God Emperor, I put my faith in you, to give me advice so holy and decisive.
How should I progress with my relationship? I'm currently looking at this girl, who is absolutely astonishing. She's inspired me to better myself and become a more focused person. We're only friends, and I want to move our relationship up past this, I want to become more, to repay her kindness and have her in my life so we can better each other. Before I met her, my hygiene was questionable, my grades were subpar, and my life was naught but a mess. I feel amazing around her, with her I've gotten cleaner, happier, and more organized. I suppose its because I've fallen so deeply for her that I want to be somebody she wants to be with, somebody she'd be happy to see as her boyfriend. I ask you, Papa Emps, what do?

>>18096923
Anon, first of all I commend you. The change you wrought upon yourself is astonishing. You deserve happiness and a good relationship can the the jewel in the crown upon your life. However, what she wants is of equal import. How does she feel about you? Starting a relationship is never a singular action. Would you ask her sincerely today, what do you think would be her response?

I think she believes we're friends, beyond that is uncertain, I think much like myself, she is a bit afraid of the unknown,but would love to find out where it would take us. I think luck is on my side since she's noticeably grown more comfortable around me.

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>>18096713
Im cucked with add and autismo what can i do anon?

>>18096713
Dear Emperor
How may I serve you?

>>18096713
I am a heretic... Strike me down with holy fire before the chaos spreads!

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>>18096713
What is the best procedure to replicate and implant butchers nails?
Asking for a friend

God Emperor, my gf and I need to make more money. What would you recommend? stock exchange? slinging dope? going into porn?

>>18097646
Learn a programing language and rent your services online.

So does this god emperor dude come here often?

>>18096713
Do I have to use my music player to play music while I browse or is there a way to get you tube to keep playing in the second tab?
Believers shall be redeemed in the end.
May you go with the love and protection of almighty God (it's the usual mantra for this kind of thing)