Self suck

yeah, do it.

Good luck. It's nearly impossible.

she's basically betting on your dick being too small

Don't do it, you could actually injure your neck.

>>18096437
She's literally trying to convince you to suck a dick. You should have smacked her across the face as soon as she implied it.

yoga?

>any advice
Reevaluate your life priorities.

>>18096437
Tell her, "You first"

>>18096437

How big is your dick?
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

>>18096437

If you can self fuck your asshole will she give you anal?

>>18096462
this
she actually wants to break up with you, by showing you you have too small of a penis

Yeah . Have a 7 inch minimum . Be skinny and do yoga . Iv done it when I was younger.