Revenge

>>18096231
Shit in his shower.
Shit in\on his car.
Shit on his couch.
Shit in his sink.
Shit on his dinner table.
Shit in his bed.
Get his phone and post something extremely racist on social media. Then retweet it\share it\reblog it saying how you're disgusted. You can ruin his life if people notice it and start giving it attention.

what kind of revenge u want?

>>18096237
Something evil enough to leave a bad impression for a while, but nothing that will cause permanent damage to his life
permanent damage to the friendship is fair game

Limitations are, of course, legality, age (he's a senior), and budget

>>18096231
You gotta find someone who looks like him but 30 years older. Pay him to pretend to be him from the future, and suggest improvements to prevent him from losing everything.

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>>18096231
just tell him that you think he's a narcissist and cut all contact

my "best friend" o 7 years told me this two years ago and ditched me, i was also plottinng revenge and i've always said that i'd like to throw her under the train

now surprise, surprise - i'm going to therapist and it turned out i have in fact npd, i've changed my behavior and reconciled with my friend last friday

>>18096231
Call up a funeral home and tell them your a relative and they need to come pick up his dumb corpse for a funeral. Make sure he'll be home to answer the door when they show up.

>>18096231
if theyre a compulsive liar theyre probably on drugs

>>18096302
Senior what? Senior citizen? College Senior? High School senior? We're not all in high school, you know.

>>18096231

Revenge is for the weak.