So I'm poor as fuck but have got the opportunity to go on a holiday to Japan for a week in a couple of months time. I doubt I'll ever get another chance at a holiday like this.
Problem is the week I'm gone there'll be a 15% exam on the thursday and if I miss it I fail, it can only be re-sat with a medical certificate and a fake certificate won't cut it with my uni. What do I do?
Go see a doctor of your choice and let him give you a certificate with whatever illness suits you.
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Can you talk to your professor and ask to take the test earlier? In fact, if you should check with all of your professors about possible tests and work during the week you'll be missing.
I suppose you could try lying, and if you have a friendly doctor you might get away with it. If you get discovered however, that sort of thing is probably against code of conduct and can get you expelled. Better not tell anyone, or post pictures on social media.
>I doubt I'll ever get another chance at a holiday like this.
Kind of sucks that you're planning on being poor for the rest of your life. Why exactly are you going to a university, if not at least partially to put yourself into a better position in terms of job and earnings?