How do I get my fat gay friend to stop hitting on me

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>>18082549

Your screwed, if this picture is him then really just tell him to screw off and tell him how atrocious he looks. If you can't do it light, do it blunt

I know right? Everyone says he's a fat ass. I would feel bad if not for that fact that he bugs the shit out of me constantly

>>18082572
Get off 4chan Newfag

>>18082549
Close your body language off too him. Throw 0 hints at him that he could ever have a shot.
Do not laugh at his jokes. Do not smile in his direction. Keep your responses terse when you are not in the mood to talk to him. Its basic courtesy to entertain his conversations even more so because he probably doesn't have many others he can do so with, but make sure that he never gets the impression that he is making any advancements on you.
Now Im curious as to why you called him a friend. You seem to find displeasure in his existence.

>>18082562
Shes clearly talking about post grad school

>>18082580
>she
OP said gay friend. I think OP is a he

Honestly if you fuck him, he'll probably just go away. Especially if you kill him after ;)

>>18082577
I used to be very good friends with him and only recently has he been acting this way. I don't wanna give up on my long time friend. but he way he has been acting recently has made it hard.

Fat cunt

>>18082588
>having gay friends
Its because you are gay and his only chance at love

You'd only be lucky to be able to fuck a big gay chub like him in his large pork loins.