How the fuck do I small talk to girls?

You shouldn't be talking to small girls, Anon.
That's creepy.

>>18080295
women, chicks, pick your poison.

>>18080299
You could start by not making them choose between a deadly poison.

Maybe instead of poison, they can choose what kind of ice cream they like?

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>>18080310
fuck you.

Just joke around about something in your immediate environment, or make a comment on the weather or something (use this to segue into other conversation, don't sit on it). Basically don't take yourself too seriously or put pressure on yourself to entertain her. Conversation should feel light-hearted and free. If she's feeling it her body language will let you know if not move on.

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>>18080313
You shouldn't try to talk to girls by telling them, "Fuck you."

That could be a big part of your problem.

10/10 thread

>>18080294
cuck

>>18080294
You don't have to small talk after you learn how to dance.

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>>18080294
just describe to them how much you want to kill yourself and what suicide methods look most interesting to you

gets them every time