I seriously fucked up

>>18080119
>>apparently I told her I was gay and raped by a preacher as a child
You gay? If not, prove it by fucking her brains out.
If you are gay, get the divorce.

In short, you had a big fight and wife threatens with a divorce?

Ah, it's OK. Just be sweet. Don't state the facts or try to find a logical issue to resolve the problem. Women are not creatures thinking it has any value. Appeal to her emotions "You are my better half. If you go away, I'll be destroyed", "I want to realize our dreams together". Then say sorry and write off alcohol for a little while.

You might give her some breathing room during the next hours though.

>>18080121
I'm not gay. But I was raped but not by a preacher it was my bro or when I was like 5. I was literally blacked out and talking nonsense. I just terrified her and it seriously wasn't me saying that shit it was an alcoholic tangent that I have no recollection of.

>>18080128
This is what I am doing as of now. I literally had to jack off to her body to prove I'm not gay. She seems to understand that I was just having a bad reaction to alcohol

>>18080131
>>18080135
I'm starting to think it's b8. For your sake, I truly hope it is.

>>18080144
Sadly no. It's completely legitimate. I seriously blacked out and told my wife I after she dies gonna be gay or some shit like that.

>>18080149
You must have thought it was helluva funny back then

>>18080119
oh boy, your wife is very creative. Let me tell you how your night went down. You partied another guy is hovering, you pass out, your wife spends the night with him and now wants to be free of a marriage.

>>18080238
awy yeah kek...8th post... best post???

>>18080149
And you didn't follow it up with," I'm going to get pounded in the ass by a group of men everyday just to remind me of what it was like to live with you."?

So much lost potential.

>>18080119
If all what it takes for your wife to give up is just random drunken talking, then you really should divorce. Marriage is about supporting each other in good and bad times.

You just finally tell her one of your dark past experiences and instead of her supporting you she is disgusted. Also you can try to explain it to her. Like tell her whole truth + the fact why are you ashamed of it + realize how hard it is for you. If she still feels disgust it is really time to divorce or at least reconsider your life values.

I did the same shit. But I told my girl "this Bitch with the red hair is way Sevier than you. Oh my god I want to fuck her so bad."

I don't know any redheads. I don't even like redheads. I was at home with my guy friends all day ahah. Good luck OP.

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>when you confess a childhood trauma to your wife and her first reaction is to leave you but the stockholm is so strong you ask people how you can make it up to your wife for having the audacity to be vulnerable with her

>>18081676
Kek supreme

See a therapist btw op

>>18081676
>being vulnerable to women
>ever

They'll eat you alive.

>>18081676
This.

>>18081983
Unfortunately this too

>>18080119
Sounds like a good plot for hangover part IV

>>18080119
When will you guys learn? You cannot expose your weaknesses, fears and tramas to a woman. When you do they lose all respect and her pussy dries up. Your marriage is over OP.

>>18080238
This thread made 0 sense till I read this