Girlfriend advice

One month anniversary? Are you aware you're dating a 15 year old?

A fucking restraining order...any girl that makes a big deal out of being in a relationship for a month is a crazy bitch. Save yourself OP!

She's 17 turning 18 may 24

>>18079370
Is that her in the pic?

>>18079360
Like I get it man, I really do but yikes. If a one month, fucking one month means this much to her, you're gonna have a bad time. I'm calling it now that you two won't even last a fucking year. That's the real time to celebrate something. Not fucking 30 days.

Just hug her, you don't need expensive stuff to prove you appreciate her. Let her know you'd love to get her something when you have money, but right now it's not really possible. Just spend time with her.

Don't turn gift giving into a competition. Just let it happen naturally.

dont listen to these anti romantics anon

craft her a special memento, something hand made that is somehow related to her interests

oh and unless you have godlike pullout ability...use a condom

>>18079456
eh, five bucks says she'll throw a temper tantrum and manipulate him into believing he doesn't care about her and then she'll leave him and go fuck some dude/s.

Someone who is that obsessive over 30 days is insecure and immature as fuck.

>>18079360
Chocolates, candy, mints, deodorant, c'mon, it's not that hard opeee

Do you know what she's interested in?

>>18079360
>that face
Uhh...I won't judge you, dude, but...you know what, she has a job and you don't so yay?

You literally can't impress her since she's the matriarch. She has you by the balls, so really...yeah, unless you can really blow her socks off with expensive shit or a concert or whatever, you fail immediately.

Unless women here tell me otherwise (let's be honest, this is the Men's hour), I'm right.