Ok guys, a friend told me you can get smashed up with 1 shooter but you have to tip your finger in it and lick your finger. It causes the alcohol to be directly absorbed by your mouth and get you drunk quick.
True?
That's broscience. Quickest way to get drunk on least amount is through inhaling alcohol vapor.
>>18079481
Is that quicker than putting it up your butt? And that's not a joke. People actually do that.
holy shit, how old are you? No that doesn't fucking work. Either soak the alcohol in a tampon and shove it up your butt or just, holy shit, you know, drink another shooter.
>>18079487
this , shove it up your ass
>>18079133
Right. And dissolving an aspirin in a coke will get you drunk, too.
What are you, 12?
>>18079133
Absolutely not.
And don't shove anything up your but, it may easily kill you.
Sugary drinks are absorbed faster, that's your only sensible option.