ITT: List things that made your past dates fail/end up bad I

>Had sex on the first date.

>Did not have sex on the first date.

>moving too fast
>moving too slow

She didn't feel the same for me.

>to text her or not to text her

Wanting a relationship

Then not wanting a relationship

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>I was an outie and apparently thats too gross to fuck.

>>18078023

the problem with this thread is that it assumes that we can chalk up bad dates to some single thing you did.

women are not robots designed to grade your performance and then reward you with a relationship.

while they may vocalize it as a single issue, its really never that. its really about who you are as a cohesive person. if they actually liked you
>not sparing enough time for your date

wouldn't matter. it would have just made them giddy about the second date.

>>18078103
This, you are all just unlikeable losers.

>>18078064

id honestly get plastic surgery if i was an outie

>>18078107

that. OR, the default state of life isn't 'romance'. people act like its normal for everyone else to be falling in love with every one they meet, but thats not how it works.

relationships arent about winning over whichever girl will settle for you first, its about finding someone you actually like and who actually likes you.

>>18078111
easy for the gender to say who just has to choose.

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>>18078117

was that even english?

>>18078111
>its about finding someone you actually like and who actually likes you.
has that ever happened to anybody in the history of mankind? In my view it's much more about
> finding someone you actually like and then actively convincing them through psychological trickery that they might actually like you as well
or, from the opposite viewpoint
> be found by someone who actually likes you and then act as if you like them back in order ride on free love and intimacy

>>18078120
it was mostly correct. the "to say" should have come after easy though.

>>18078109
Ive been considering it. Risks are pretty high though. Can end up with a permanently numb vagoo. Plus I'll never be able to afford it.

I think I'll probably just kill myself in the end over it.

>>18078126

weird i figured itd be a pretty easy slice off operation

>>18078120
Good argument.

There is literally nothing wrong with visible labia, Christ.

>>18078023
>get irrationally angry and ditch chick rather than communicating

>>18078141
Depends. If it's too much showing out it is a turn off.

>>18078064
>>18078126
Oh, what sad times are these, when passing roughians can say "No" at will to bold outies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

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>>18078122

boy you're edgy

>>18078139

it wasn't an argument, it was me pointing out that i literally cannot understand what you're saying.

im a boy btw.

>>18078141
Other than touching it or looking at it you're right.

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>>18078141
>>18078127
>>18078126
>>18078109
>>18078064

im just now realizing we ARENT talking about belly buttons.

nothing wrong with an outie vag lol

>>18078151
Agree .. however taste differs here as well and some guys literally don't give a fuck

>>18078153
>i literally cannot understand what you're saying.
Then you must be mentally retarded, not kidding

>>18078154
What's wrong with it? You faggots are brainwashed by pornography.

>>18078164
Of course there are guys like that. Otherwise the roastie gene would have been removed from the gene pool by now.

>>18078170
>there is this thing you can deem good looking or not
>"you must be brainwashed to have a preference"

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>>18078168

>admits he fucked up and couldn't type a basic sentence with proper structure
>but then insists its everyone else who is retarded

lol

>>18078175
Right .. imagine two gene-sets both coding for outie ..

>>18078153
>boy you're edgy
it's simple numbers. Let's be generous and suppose that, on average, one falls in love (actual love, not "I wouldn't mind fucking that") with maybe 1 in 20 people. Meaning that, if you are a group of 20 people, the probability that there's two people who fall in love *with each other* is 1/40, because your chance of falling in love with person X is 1/20 and their chance of falling in love with you is 1/20 [1]. It doesn't get better with scale. If you have 100 people available, the chance for any given person that you love them is 5/100 and their chance that they love you is 5/100, making the chance of mutual love 2.25/100 aka 1/40. Seeing as this is very impropable and there are considerably more romantic pairs than this would suggest, I conclude that romantic pairs are rarely formed by a feeling of genuine mutual love. So instead some psychological trickery must be going on. My assumption is that it's the male brainwashing the female into thinking that she actually loves him.

[1] Maybe it's also 1/20, not sure about my maths here. Not that it makes a difference, 1/20 is still a depressingly low chance.

>>18078127
Nah, there's a lot of nerves and shit down there. Any time you're cutting a nerve you risk it never healing and just going numb. Plus, I've got a lot to cut off, so it just complicates it further.
>>18078141
>>18078156
I wish most dudes irl agreed. Best I could find is "yeah I'll take it. Don't like it, but I'll take it".
First dude I ever had any sexual contact with (and was his first too) mentioned to me later on after the break up he wished his first was an innie. We didn't even have a bad break up, so I don't think he was just trying to hurt me.

The dude I was talking about in my original post flat out left. We were making out, groping, I was jerking him off, he slipped a hand down my pants and reeled back immediately. Said "Oh, gross you should have told me beforehand." put on his pants and left.
Wasn't aware it was something I had to disclose beforehand I guess. I try to now whenever I get to the making out stage.

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>>18078203

and you're autistic? no wonder you can't get a date.

>>18078170
It's ugly, untidy, and unattractive. It's the opposite of what feminine is. It's not beautiful and symetrical.

What the fuck is wrong with liking hotter pussies?

>>18078213
nice argument.

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>>18078218

don't be naive anon, im not arguing with you, im making fun of you. why would i lower myself to arguing with a retard?

>>18078207
I guess you can symphatize with small dicked men on some level?

>>18078186
I didn't admit anything actually. You have proven again how shit your reading comprehension is.

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>>18078230

whatever helps you sleep at night. you know, alone.

>>18078186
>having such a limited amount of cognitive functions that he can't even decipher fucked up posts

>>18078244

>having such a limited amount of cognitive function that he can't even correct his own fucked up post
>then blaming it on everyone else

not my fault you couldn't even guess my gender let alone word your own thoughts correctly.

go confuse yourself somewhere else.

>>18078257
I am a different anon, you dumbfuck.

>>18078225
Ah, talking with you on the other thread lol

>>18078238
kek, alright dude
I must have hit a nerve

>>18078257
>you couldn't even guess my gender
On an anonymous imageboard? Are you stupid?

Also that wasn't even me, you replied to a different poster. Is looking like a retard online your thing?

Not showing up


More specifically, sitting in my car working up the nerve to go and then just not

>Double texted her to ask what time she wanted to meet up because we hadn't agreed to a specific time, just a day and place

>Unmatches me

>>18078023
I brought up that I support eugenics. she said she was uncomfortable and got up and left

>didn't want to cuddle while her 10 year old cousin was in the room
relationships are hard

>>18079181
I know that feel

>>18078103
Who said anything about dates not working out for men? It goes both ways.

>>18078207
bullshit, no one leaves because you have an outie. maybe a 12-year old boy could be so immature, but otherwise nah

>be me
>girl tells we should go to the movies sometime with some other friends
>I agree and we set a date
>on that day I text her about it and she tells that our friends couldnt make it
>I ask her if we are still going with just the 2 of us
>she is okay with it
>we go there and have a great time
>she makes all the possible moves she could have made
>I had no idea she liked me and didnt even know she made some moves
>at the end of the date she wants to hug and stuff
>feel weird about it
>come home
>realise this was a date
>start to like the girl after that
>meanwhile she got a bf
>at least we had fun