How do I stop smelling like shit after I poo at work? I only

>>18070825
Wipe yourself, idiot. You shouldn't smell of you're clean.

If you have that much of an issue cleaning yourself, try adding more fiber to your diet.

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>>18070825
>tfw I only just recently found out you have to wash your asshole when you shower
I'm in my 20s god dammit, why have I never learned this before?

>>18070825
Buy baby wipes

>>18070836
I do wipe myself but the smell never leaves. I even shaved my ass but to no effort.

>>18070825
Change your diet, also lose weight because I'm imagining a fatty

>>18070838
No one told you because people need someone to laugh at, pajeet.

>>18070854
then you aren't wiping properly.
carry around some pocket sized wet wipes for your asshole.

>>18070854
How is this possible? Being baby wipes and maybe some cologne i guess.

I'll try the baby wipes, thanks a lot.

ps Im 177cm tall 77 kgs, and yes my diet is shit.

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>>18070891
eat less dairy. don't drink milk, more fiber.

look up foods that reduce or absorb gas in your gut. I know that pineapple allegedly reduces gas. also activated charcoal pills.

In my experience all Americans smell like poop all the time. You should buy a bidet.

Try this https://www.poopourri.com

>>18070825
Cologne?