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My roommate pulled a prank on me. He bought an empty gel pill casing, ground up a Viagra, and put it in my vitamin bottle.
Now I have a hard on that can cut diamonds, and I have to leave for work in 45 minutes. What do? The boss won't accept me calling in late due to boner.
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>>18064179
Your Life sounds like a 90s College movie.
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>>18064179
get the lube out and go to town until it's raw.
you should be able to pound out about 8 ejaculations within that 45 minutes until you're about to pass out.
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>>18064179
Call him and say you've been drugged by your roommate and are going to ER. A Viagra overdose can permanently damage your dick.
If it was a regular dose then maybe just fap it out. Tho Viagra shouldn't give you a boner if you're not doing anything sexual.
Your roommate is a bad human being.
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