How do I get laid???

>teenage female
>Just wants a fuck
What le fug
Also is 23 a creepy adult already? I'm quite attractive, want to shag? :DDD I don't live in Bongistan though

The way you put it is kinda disgusting
I understand you have low self esteem because of your breakup but aiming for a one night stand is a bad idea

You shouldn't let a guy fuck you if he doesn't care about you, that will only make you feel like a slut and hurt even more

Girls aren't men and giving your pussy to a random dude who don't deserve it is pointless and gross

>>18056189
I don't want someone over 25. thiink that may be the limit.

>>18056192
I don't care about myself in that way at all anymore. I just want a one night stand. I understand your opinion though but it's just what I want.

I do want someone I am attracted to, I just don't want a relationship.

The guy I am attracted to is a sweet guy but doesn't want a relationship either. He seems perfect for what I want but I don't know how to ask him without it being strange.

Wait untill you meet a guy who's bf material and let him know you're intrested in a serious relationship
Maybe force it a little if dont react and send attraction signals untill he notice you
Then let him chase you and make him work for it
the more you make him wait while being playfull the more you can tell if he is serious about you or just want to fuck you in wich case you should let him go and wait some more

Casual sex is for guys, in your case it's called being a slut and you behave like this you will be detected used and dumped undefinitly untill you respect yourself

You are basically saying that you seek validation from random guy in exange of your pussy
self confidence and respect come from within and until you raise your standard, guys will see you the same way you see yourself

>>18056205
I have already met so many guys willing to show me that they are boyfriend material but I just don't feel comfortable with that. If I carry on leading them on it will make me a worse person, I don't want to hurt their feelings I just don't feel the same. I really do not want anything serious right now at all. Is it really so wrong for a girl to want to have sex? I have only ever slept with one person, my ex. I just want to be able to move on plus I am incredibly sexually frustrated. I really just want something casual.

>>18056197
You are a girl, what you want is irelevant
Not because patriarchy but because you will only be happy with a stronger will above yours
A man will
Continue with this kind of nu feminism bs attitude and you will end up being a dike with two cats

Respect yourself and you will find a guy who's stronger than you and you will be happy to let him decide what you want

>>18056215
wtf man?

>>18056213
>Is it really so wrong for a girl to want to have sex?

You mean shitty casual sex with a guy who dont give a shit about you ? Yes it is wrong

Love and sex are the same things
No feelings = shitty sex

Im not saying you should get in a relationship
im just saying that intresting and gifted guys are very rare

Even if you only spend one night with a guy it should be like a very short version of a relationship and the guy should be nice enough for you to be proud to show him to your friends or family

Do not get drunk to let some nightclub idiot giving you a sloppy fuck with a semi soft wisky dick to feel better about yourself, you wont

Also we have the ability to detect behaviour like that in girls and you will lower your chances to make things work with the next important guy

>>18056230
my past relationship has just set my hopes in decent guys very low. I am not the type of girl to get drunk and have a sloppy session. I find it hard to care about anyone in a romantic way.

>>18056218
wtf man?
im just saying that basically a girl in charge of her own sexuality is an absurd concept
that's our job to manage your sexuality you're supposed to casually fuck who you want
Not because it's wrong but only because it wont fullfill your needs
Your only chance to be happy is to hope that guy with a good heart will choose to make you happy
If the decision is yours then it won't work
In the same way that girls can't "fuck guys" thats another modern fallacy

Your only choices is to respect yourself to be gf/wife material or to be some kind of low self esteem bar slut

and in both case you need to wait for one of use to make a move and to be patient

>>18056240
That seem unlikely. I know i'll be happy someday maybe but rn I just want pleasure. I prolly will just end up killing myself either way.

>>18056182
Tinder.

>>18056182
you wont feel sexy when they stop messaging you afterwards. good luck.

if you fuck with a "friend"
if you fuck with a random dude cause you think he's hot
if you use dating service like tinder etc
You're on the slippery slope

if you want to have sex just be brave and approach a guy you like randomly and send him signals but dont let him fuck you right away
make him work and chase you and screen him for potential flaws and dealbreakers
once you are sure of your choice push things further, invest and you will get sex and all the good things that go along with it

do not bargain your pussy for validation or lower your standards because of a past disapointment
do the right thing

also gtfo 4chan no decent guy on this planet will take a girl who lurk 4chan seriously

>>18056253
Like I said, I don't want to stay in touch after.

>>18056252
dont listen to this anon
tinder is for sluts and there's no decent guy on tinder, only looser fucking other loosers full of stds

dating services are containtment area for socially inept and ugly people

>>18056252
I have a shit phone that doesn't allow tinder.

>>18056255
actually, all the guys that are trying to get me to be their girlfriend are completely in love with the fact that I constantly brows 4chan.

>>18056255
also, the guy I am attracted to has done quite a few decent things that were actually sweet. I do think he is a really nice guy but I don't know how to go about it.

>>18056261
where do I find great people?

>>18056260
>I don't want to stay in touch after
relationships and meeting people doesnt work like that sorry

thats just self destructive behavior
you need to have some self respect

a girl who give her pussy to random dude is harming herself and show desperation

just use a dildo and watch a movie instead
when you'll feel better you will be social again and meet decent people
if a guy is decent enough to fuck you there is no reason to cut contact after having sex

don't be gross and do not underestimate yourself

>>18056276
I.. I don't know how to masturbate.

>>18056276
also, cutting all connections was what my ex did. I can't communicate with him at all.

>>18056275
anywhere any day in the street
tomorow if you want
just stop being a passive princess and actually do something to be noticed
you spot an attractive guy and say hello or ask a silly question, a direction, a lighter anything then you show him that you like him and send signals until he notice and ask your number or ask if you want a drink etc
Do it and it will happen
tomorow night you can be laughing and having a drink with the guy of your choice and maybe it can lead to a great night of fucking
just do something and deserve it instead of whining online

>>18056293
i don't mean to be whining, i have just never done thiss before. i don't know exactly what to say or do without seeming weird.

better be bait
you take your hand and rubb your genitals until you orgasm it's not that hard

lay on your stomach with a pillow under your tight
use two fingers inside (middle and ring finger) to rub your g spot while the palm of your hand gently rubb your clit
go back and forth until you reach orgasm
that should work

>>18056316
I just don't ever feel anything from masturbation.

>>18056182
>I am a teenage female in England and pretty average looking.

So you're ugly outside...

>teenage

And inside, more so than the average English woman.

My /adv/ice is to get a guy drunk or get with someone foreign, mate.

First of all, unless you live in an area with alot of foreigners or black people, guys aren't going to make a move.
Why?
Because you're an English teenage girl. Come on, we're smarter than that.
Talking to you people is just asking for trouble.
Shit, just looking is.
The blacks and the foreigners don't realise this because they haven't spent enough time around you so they might fall for your trap.

You might be different.
But that doesn't matter, you've got a horrible, disgusting reputation to contend with that most sane, sober and aware guys will not even risk.

>>18056302
any guy on earth attractive or not will be pleased to be approached by a girl who seem to like him
just stop someone and casually ask for literally anything and then instead of leaving make the interaction last longer, smile and be congruent about what you are doing there's no shame about finding someone attractive and being intrested for more
if you really are a girl you will get a 95% of success even if you blush and mumble something weird so... just be upfront and say "hey i like you would you be intrested by a drink later" or any stupid shit like that and he'll get the message and he will take actions and do the rest

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>>18056335
would it help if I show what I look like?

>>18056182
>Well apart from one but I have no absolute idea on how to get him over or anything
What do you mean by this? Do you mean you want to fuck him but don't know how to convince him, or do you mean that you literally don't know how to transport him from where he's at to you?

Is this guy single? If he is, I don't imagine it'd be difficult for you to get him to fuck you.

>>18056348

Not really.

Looks really do only go so far...
Most sane men will realise that a teenage, English girl that just wants sex is fucking trouble.
You might not be a whore, but they'll still end up paying for it one way or the other.

But if you want to attention-whore, feel free.

Ignore the guys holding on to this 20th century bullshit regarding female promiscuity. If you want to play the field like many other girls our age then do it.

Clubs aren't amazing but I've had success in them and met some decent people. Tinder or dating websites are actually pretty effective at finding fuck buddies to develop your sexuality with. If you leave no doubt in their mind as to what you want; it will come easily irrespective of how you perceive your looks. The reality of it is that guys 16-24 are generally not all that fussy and you can have your pick of the bunch fairly easily in clubs and online dating. I'm fairly average looking but I've never had a problem getting some!

If you have your mind set on that one guy you've mentioned then it's simple. Talk to him. It's not difficult to message him on Facebook. If he's a reasonably close friend then have him spend time with you alone and drop some obvious hints.

Good luck

>all of these white knight cucks ITT
She wants to know how to have casual sex. She isn't asking about how it will make her feel, she wants to get laid. Give her the same fucking advice you'd give some of the faggots on here who ask the exact same question

>>18056357
yeah he is single but I don't know how to get him to come over without him being weirded out.

>>18056365
Thankyou. Problem, I can't get into many clubs and I can't find any good online dating sites.

>How do I get laid???

Be in the upper 20% of males, if you are male. This isn't nearly as hard as it might sound, because your superior rivals are fewer in number than your do-nothing rivals who sit on their asses and huff markers all day.

You know you're in the upper 20% when pussy starts looking like a liability instead of a goal.

>>18056367
Thanks annon ~_^

>>18056182
Your chances of finding a creep or perv is high if you're just looking for random people. However..

> Clubs or Bars, mainly Clubs though
Probably the best place for one night hookups

> Malls
There are always guys who walk around malls just to look at or attempt to pick up girls

>>18056370
Unless he's severely out of your league, I can guarantee you that there's no possible way he'd turn down the invitation. He might be weirded out in the sense that "oh shit, where the fuck did this come from?", but that's not gonna stop him from dicking you down. Honestly, the fact that you're friends at all suggests he has at least some level of attraction to you.
>Inb4 muh men and women can have platonic relationships
Yes, I guess this is technically true, but 9 times out of 10, it isn't. Your best bet is to try and hook up with this friend of yours.

>>18056378
I am not male.

>>18056394
i know it would be his first time is the problem I should have started with.

>>18056405
Oh, so you're worried that the sex would suck? Yeah, it probably would. There's not really any way around that. Still, if all you're going for is some attention that proves you're still sexy, I guess a guy prematurely blowing his load might do the trick.

>>18056415
And honestly, unless you hire some sort of male escort, casual sex with randoms is usually gonna suck anyway.

>>18056415
I'm not scared that the sex would suck, I just don't know if he will want to since it would be his first time.

>>18056422
>She thinks that guys enjoy being virgins
Again, I'm not saying it's impossible because some guys do value their virginity, but 90% of the time that isn't the case.

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>>18056332

Jesus christ, OP for the love of god do NOT listen to these retards. They are painfully obviously 'redpilled' neckbeards or some religious twat from some ass-backwards country.

There is NOTHING wrong with wanting to have a one night stand. Sex has NOTHING to do with your worth as a person. Just be safe and avoid STD's/pregnancy, and you're good to go.

You are in the prime of your life; enjoy it. Just be sure to respect everyone and hold on to your ability to be a loyal, decent person when it comes time for a relationship.

For what it's worth, I think that guy friend of yours is the best bet. Focus on trying to find a way to ask him. Be careful of him catching feelings though. I'd just start texting him and moving the conversation towards the topic. Guys are usually very logical and appreciate when girls are straight-up.

Apart from that, if Tinder doesn't work, there's Hot or Not, OK Cupid, or Plenty of Fish (havent used PoF myself tho)

One thing I will say though, is that despite the idea of sex -> sluttiness/self worth being bullshit, you should be aware that indeed there are a few people in society that think this way. Be mindful of it purely for the point of practicality and diplomacy.

t. guy who respects everyone, regardless of number of sexual partners, and is infuriated by fuckwits in society acting otherwise

>>18056422
>I just don't know if he will want to since it would be his first time
Wew lad. The only thing you should be worried about is him getting clingy after he gladly lets you take his virginity.

>>18056430
I hope it isn't the case with him. I htink i should talk it out with him first

>>18056432

I'm >>18056332

I wasn't telling her not to do it. I was telling her to get a guy drunk or go for foreigners if she really wanted to do it.

If you were an Englishman (or even a german, apparently their women are similarly hateful), you'd understand why.

Shit, it's the very reason we've got a reputation for being "reserved". We know better than to go down that rabbit hole.

>>18056422

He'll want it. If just to avoid the social stigma of being a virgin.

The problem is, he'll most likely be nervous and/or think it's a joke. You'll have to ease him into it (or get him drunk, like my aforementioned suggestions).

If you get him alone, it'll be a matter of slow-playing it with touching him, feeling him up just a little more over time. Eventually getting close enough to kiss. Once you're at that point his brain should stop working and you'll be all good.

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>tfw no English teenage female friend who wants to take my virginity with no strings attached

>>18056465
>>tfw no English teenage female friend who wants to take my virginity with no strings attached

You fool.

There's always strings attached.

>>18056432
do people really use those sites still?

>>18056453
Unless he's super religious, I can guarantee you that it isn't the case.

>>18056443
He is a sweet guy, I hope he stands by his word of not wanting a relationship.

>>18056501
You asked him?

>>18056456
Thanks for the advice. I don't want to use alcohol for the reason of "date rape" but i will ask him to come over, maybe tomorrow.

>>18056511
no, we had a conversation before about how shit relationships are at our age and how we should be able to just do things without any strings attached. He had to leave before I could ask him. I think I will ask him later when it isn't half three in the morning.

So I just walked up to this girl at work and asked her if she was ready to go clubbing and she was down for it. Wait, it's really that easy? Have I been holding myself back all this time?