So my dad farts on me. Like a lot. He's just saunter on

>>18054164
This is a dad thing, you will understand when you are a dad or have a husband

Dude its just a joke, farts are funny.

Next time he does it just punch him in the nuts and say you thought it was that mouse that has been squeaking in his pants.

Then you can both have a good laugh.

>>18054172
We are very emotionally disconnect and i only see him maybe 20 days max a year and a very stinky 20 days at that.
We literally have not shared laughter ever.
"Son, give me school recepts for tax"
"Son hire the mexicans to mow grass when i leave"
"Son, stop taking my condoms, they're expired"
"Let's go to dmv to renew my license"
"Son, you will never be a successful rapper so give up"
"Son set up sports show for me"
"Son, look for some massage parlors for my friend"

>>18054193
Then punch him in the nuts anyways and he will see how much of a good jokester you are and you will bond.

>>18054193
Are you sure this isn't a ylyl thread

>>18054193
>"Son, you will never be a successful rapper so give up"


He's right about that

yo hit me up with some of that take no ko no sato

Stab him in the anus next time he does it

>>18054164
sneak in some digestive enzymes in his food and ask if he'd be willing to take some activated charcoal. make sure he drinks a lot of water while doing this.