Is 98% helium enough to kill myself?

Play it safe. Don't skimp on that last 2%. You'll look quite the fool when you don't fuck off of this living hell because you went full jew and didn't get the pure stuff.

leave it at 16 % and become a plant.

>>18049384
Fuck, is there any other easy methods of suicide I can try?

Pornhub is giving free premium access to reduce Valentine's Day suicides.

Tell us again if you still want to suicide, after you see your non-single friends going to the court of family law.

>>18049400
What has this got to do with Valentine's Day? If a mere day was enough to make me commit suicide then I would have long ago

Come on boys give me advice on suicide

>>18049915
When you hear a voice telling you to go into the light, that thing is just a spiritual bug zapper.

>>18049400
It does? Thanks m8

>>18049400
Who said I was single?

>>18049376
just hang yourself, you really don't want to fail and explain your situation to the paramedics with a squeaky helium voice while they desperately try not to laugh

>>18049943
I am a paramedic, hanging often doesn't work

>>18049952
how do people fuck that up? i live in a country with strict gun laws and hanging is a fairly popular form of suicide here

>>18049966
If you tie the noose too loose you will fall unconscious and then the ambos will pick you up and you will become a vegetable

>>18049977
If hanging is the national passtime there, then hospitals probably aren't going to wire people up into puppet mode after their necks get stretched.

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>>18049376
You will likely balloon up and float away.

>>18049977
what would you say is the safest way to off yourself? is a massive dose of insulin any good?

>>18049984
I'm asking damnit I want to know the best way

>>18049982
not that guy but i worked in hospital for a few years, if they are still alive when they arrive we have to keep them alive even if they will end up as vegetables. saw a lot of people where it would have been a lot more humane to let them die but you don't make that decision

Would a .22 be enough to kill me?

>>18050004
Doubtful. You gotta shoot it in a very precise and viral spot. Most likely you'll just end up injuring yourself

>>18050012
Well there goes that idea, what about 5.56?

>>18050004
You can fucking put the gun in your mouth how will that not kill you?