Am I missing out by not having a gf or sex?
I've been relying on my left hand and furry porn.
>>18048820
Well you'd definitely be doing yourself a solid by dropping the furry porn.
>>18048820
>left hand
ok dude this needs to stop
You have to learn how to use both hands
>>18048849
Not him, but when I broke my wrist I had to use SOMETHING. Then after a while it felt better than my right ever did. It's also great for clicking/holding my phone while beating it.
>>18048849
>jerking off with right hand
pleb
Heard someone managed to do it with his own mouth
>>18048820
I don't know, I'd say that doing mushrooms was a much more fulfilling experience than all the sex I'd had.
Mushrooms can't break your heart.
9 out of 10 gfs will spend all their time talking about some other dude.
The era of the relationship has come to an end, just pump and dump.
>>18049172
This.
>>18048820
don't know about girls or sex, but maybe you should consider a fleshlight. Feels pretty good.
'GF' means nothing. You're just shacking with her until she shacks with somebody else. Enjoy your time for a while, then run like the wind.
>>18048820
Nah you aren't missing anything special. I'd rather have the money to build a new computer than my current gf.
>>18048820
>Am I missing out by not having a gf or sex?
nope because you don't have to worry about cheating or paying child support for a child that is not yours. also women don't love men and only love you like she would love a car. Women are not even biologically program to be as sacrificial as men.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3010327/I-went-without-electricity-days-didn-t-eat-Fury-man-forced-pay-child-support-13-years-girl-s-never-met-despite-DNA-test-proving-s-not-his.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/29/child-support_n_3672474.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/okla-man-forced-pay-child-support-boy-isn-son-article-1.2946399