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How do I get an escort without going to jail/getting an STD?
>Dry spell for almost a year now
>Because I cant get laid I cant get laid even more and the cycle continues
>Might regain wizard status
Halp.
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>>18047233
The secret to getting women is pussy juice. Get some used female underwear. Spray it with water and rub it on yourself. The pheromones will attract other females.
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Relocate to an area that doesn't lock people up for it.
Not Las Vegas; they're locking people up for it every day on COPS.
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>>18047233
If you're in the DMV area I know a few
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>>18047251
are you... are you serious? Cant I just get pheromones?
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>>18047233
please tell me the story or give me the source of your gif, that is funny stuff
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>>18047479
sorry bro, i just found it here randomly
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Try 8 years. You're not going through a dry spell, you're just experiencing desperation. It's normal.
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>>18047546
It has to stop if I ever want to get into a serious relationship anytime soon.
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>>18047233
You will never get back your wizard status sucker
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