why shouldn't I get shit faced & call my ex?

>>18047131
Call her before then get shit faced.

Nothing to gain. She won't take you back, you'll look pathetique, you'll remember how stupid you were for the rest of your life

>>18047133
>pathetique

oui oui he will be, eh, seen as so PATETEEK, ness pa?

>>18047131
Because you want other people to validate your actions.

>>18047133
in English PLEASE you fucking retard

Because you'll just look pathetic and remind her why you guys broke up in the first place

>>18047133

Damn this spelling of pathetic is next level.


OP the general rule of thumb is:

>You got dumped
State that you want to work things out, but wish your ex the best. Then walk away and never contact them again unless they contact you. If they do, and you want to get back together, simply ask them out. "I'd like to see you, when are you free to get together?"

>If you were the dumper
It's all on you to make things up. You are allowed two tries to contact your ex for a meetup, after two you must go with the first plan of going no contact and leaving the ball in their court.

Grow a pair and do it already. Or kys

>>18047162
>>18047195
>giving a shit about speling on the internet...

>>18047201
>being so desperate to shitpost you completely miss that I was applauding his spelling of pathetic for being avant-garde and fash.

Ok but what if she's asleep

>>18047131
just get shitfaced and fuck a random stranger instead. 100% greater chance you will get laid