How do I convince a girl to give me fellatio?

say bitch get over here give me some brain. works 100 percent of the time 70 percent of the time.

>>18046251
"I would appreciate it if you sucked me off"

Any girl? Go outside.

One specific individual in particular? Get rich. Or, face your stage fright and ask her one day "what are you into?"

"What are you into" was the 1970s version of 'hello.' What the fuck to people say to each other in this decade? Anything at all?

>>18046251

Is she your GF? Why wouldn't she do it?

>>18046261
I live in Seattle and no one talks to each other.
It's weird as fuck.

>>18046269
So you're living in the land of the wordless? Fucking say something then. I hear Seattle used to appreciate being different, once upon a time.

>>18046261
It's not abnormal at all to ask what someone is into on tinder very early on. And not really something commendable, I think.

>>18046278
Now you have to go to Portland for that. Seattle is pretentious.

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>>18046278
>I hear Seattle used to appreciate being different, once upon a time.
Yeah, I suppose.

>>18046278
>ou're living in the land of the wordless

Living in Rural Finland here.

It's literally wordless out here

>>18046269
Seattle has always been like that. The further north you go the less people talk to eachother. I noticed the further south I go, people are generally more likely to talk to you than people in Seattle.

>>18046321
Yeah. I really miss NC.