hey adv. this is probably a question that gets asked almost every

say "they call me the blizzard. i'll give you seven to eight inches and make it mildly uncomfortable to move around in the morning".

Say: "Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone that needs examining."

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>>18046223
solid lines my friends.
but seriously. is the only way to get a response is to write some terrible terrible line and hope it works? seems ridiculous and like it would never work. maybe i'm just not that type or person so it doesn't seem natural to me? idfk. i'm already socially awkward/afraid and this shit just makes me overthink

you looking for hookups? tinder is a better place for that, but just be funny and entertain those chicks until they sleep with you

you looking for relationships? be fun but also interested, ask them about their profile and you have a good chance for getting a reply. Genuine was more successfull than lols for the first message based on my OKC experience and 2 relationships coming from it

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honestly, overthinking makes it much worse and you'll end up incredibly fake.

Just make it brief and real - like if you actually have a shared interest or have a specific comment about something that they wrote then write something about that and then move on.