how can i ask a friend to fuck?

Say please?

If you have to ask her for sex, I'm assuming she's not interested anyway. Flirt with her, better than going "excuse me, can I have pussy please?" Though I haven't tried being that forward.

get a gf or hire a prostitute

>>18044323
Take, don't ask. (Not rape, just being assertively flirty and taking initiative)

>>18044323
As a friend who was asked to fuck and said yes (and is now engaged): just fucking ask. Keep it casual. Don't treat it any differently from asking if they want to watch a movie or something. That's how it happened to me.
Just throw out a "Wanna fuck?" or "Can I feel you up?" or similar. If/when they say no, don't harp on it. Treat it like they shot down any other suggestion or activity. Keep it casual.

>>18044323
"Why haven't we fucked yet" question mark

>"Want to go to the movies?"
>"Why are you asking we should go?"
>"So we can fuck"

Its that simple

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Slap the oneitis out of your colon, and announce meaningful plans of your own to as many people as possible. The ones who return your interest are your new friends.

>>18044323
Watch Netflix and literally just touch them. If they don't mind, progress to their naughty bits

>>18046576
And by touch I mean caress them