I'm super horny and my gf is asleep next to me. What should I do?

Put her thighs together and fuck the space in between.

Get out of bed and make her a treat. Then cuddle her and tell her you love her.

>>18044305
Respect her and jerck off in the bathroom

>>18044305
Jack off and throw the goop on her ass

>>18044305
bukake

Give her the benis.

Beat it to anime in bed.

Get up, call your mom and get off to the phone conversation you have

Wake her up by fucking her.
That is what I would want.

>>18044426
this is the only right answer, this place is too PC.

grab her by the pussy

>>18044311
First dubs is best dubs

put your face next to her butt and wait for the brahps

>>18044426
>>18044459
Too many rape hoaxes, can't give a woman a legitimate chance to say I violated her. She'll just hold it over my head as blackmail for ten solid years.

>>18044426
>commit rape

This place is fucking disgusting, just kys

>>18044733
Wow way to assume OP's partner's opinions. Look, just because she's a woman doesn't mean she has to act a certain way, and she definitely doesn't have to meet your slut shaming standard of what's "consensual." Gosh, it's 2017. There are plenty of people, xiself included, that would love to wake up to xour partners making love to us.

>>18044807
Opinions don't matter anymore. All sex is rape unless the woman specifically says it is consensual, before during and after.

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>>18044827
Hahahaha.

Like, what?

>>18044305
slide your wiener in her and fall asleep

>>18044847
Thats beautiful

Make her a cake, grab your God damn bible, eat her pussy, kiss her forehead and then whisper u love her as you go to sleep.