Getting rid of semen stains/smell from carpet

Soak it in more spunk.

But seriously, hydrogen peroxide works well against blood on white cotton, so it may work with cum.

Alternatively you can ask Google.

And from this day forward I will never walk on a carpet in another person's house again.

>>18041960
Bro do people ever visit you?
Do you throw another carpet over your carpet?

>>18042707
>Bro do people ever visit you?

you know the answer to this

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you certainly have me seriously double thinking whether I want to go barefoot in someone's house now

jesus men are disgusting

>>18041960
According to a Reddit guy who worked at a sex shop as a janitor: Cat/dog piss cleaner. Works for clothes too apparently.

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>>18043022
>jesus men are disgusting

Why don't you just grab a trash bin and spooge in that? I understand the urge to blow into something soft but if that's the case, just use your blanket or something you wash regularly. I don't even spunk on my 'bating panties because getting another pair from a chick is hard.

>>18043022
You shouldnt generalize.

I met this one cute sweet girl before last years thanksgiving. The only problem with her is that she had this burping problem. My sexual attraction to her dropped like a rock and i swiftly dumped her. Another girl when she asked me if i wanted to wipe her butt while she was pooping, and i was just about to fuck her fat ass the next night, holy shit.

Shits hella fucking weird guys