Wizard Seeking Help

>>18041646
If you're into weeb shit there might be a weeb club in your area. Or go down to your local seller of nerd stuff and see if they do events.
You got hobbies? There are clubs for pretty much all the hobbies.
Do you like shit that isn't weeb stuff? Rocks? Snakes? Chess? Music? Horror novels? Wood Working? Hiking? Stamp collection? Fight Clubs? Movies about French People?

You're not really willing to put any effort into it, so we can't really help you.
Try online dating,
work on your self esteem,
It's 100% perfectly fine to make friends at work. Go talk to the guys. Make opportunities to talk to them. If my dad can sit in a cubicle all day and still know and be good friends with every single one of his coworkers, so can you.
Shitting where you work to a certain extent is a meme. It used to be that most people met their spouses through work back in the past before online dating. If you meet someone, go for it. You're adults.
Drop the defeatist attitude of "nobody will accept me" and just fucking go join a club regardless.
You're spending an hour and a half on an average work day studying, which is totally fine and I think it's cool you're learning another language, but if you've got time to do that, you've also got time to maybe allocate one day a week of that time to something more social. Not to mention, you must have at least 2 days off a week. Use them wisely.

But uh, yeah, if you do any of these things, do the self esteem one. No reason you should ever have the thought "I don't deserve friends/nobody will accept me". If you can't kick that, you really will never have friends, because you'll never be giving an honest try.
See therapy if needed.

>>18041658
This.

Dude, you don't have "friendless loner since the age of 14/15" written on your fucking forehead. Clubs are meant to bring together people of similar interests, you're bound to meet interesting people if you start participating in a anime community or whatever.

>>18041646
Can you borrow a co-worker's dog or offer dog-walking services? A cute dog attracts cute ladies. Well, it attracts older ladies, kids and guys too but, heck, be out there. Learn to socialize. Talk. Laugh. Be open.

>>18041658
>>18041661
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>>18041721
Thank you; I feel like a classical music/piano club would be perfect for me if I could find one.

Online dating makes me nervous because r9k has poisoned me and led me to believe that only the most attractive guys get responses and I think I am on the low end of average.

I am not aware of any dogs that I could walk; that's an interesting thought.

Hopefully this reply goes through -- I've been getting a "connection error" over and over.