How would you give yourself a nose bleed without blunt force

>>18041319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDLXCTihVPs

>>18041319
Why though?

>>18041319
Lots of cocaine

>>18041344
Why not? If I'm ever aware that I'm going to be in a situation I don't want to be in with prior notice, might as well make it a viable reason to leave than making a see through excuse.

>>18041339
i-i don't think i'm that /fit/

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Stick a needle in your nose

Just rip out your own eye. Its much easier due to being fleshy and fluid filled and is a much better excuse than a nosebleed.

>>18041319
>It seems that every time I try picking at my nose to, I can never get one fast enough.

You can stop clipping your fingernails, you putz.