Hey /adv/. Someone on /b/ threatened to kill me. They wrote a

why do i have this feeling you are a newfriend and read the marine pasta first time
also underaged?

>>18034387
It's the internet. Get over it.

Unless they're doing something legitimately creepy that leaks into real life, just move on. Don't be the person who can't take a meaningless insult or empty threat.

>>18034387
No one will take this bait

>>18034387
I suggest you leave 4chan forever so it doesn't happen again.

>>18034387
Do you have the screenshot?

>>18034387
Please leave forever.

>>18034387
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>18034400
It was legitimately creepy and horrible. I'm worried that this person will seriously try to do something.

>>18034387
The organ of the state that deals with these kinds of things is usually the ass. Call the states ass department. But since you were insulted by a human feeling rather than being, maybe the state sensory department might be able to help you.

>>18034476
how? are you stupid?

>>18034387
Your mother's going to die tonight unless you post yourself naked on to /b/ today.