How do I activate my testosterone? I don't think it works.

>>18030796
Hot semen injections directly up the b-hole

Start running every 3-4 days. Get good.

Take the vitamin Ds, the vitamin Zincs, and the vitamin D-Aspartic Acid, the vitamin fish oils, and the vitamin cinnamon. Also get good sleep, exercise at least an hour a day, and stop watching so much porn and masturbating all the time.

Activated testosterone is a lie. It's like activated almonds. What the fuck is an activated almond?

>>18030796

go see a doctor

>>18030796
Hang yourself

>>18030796
Work out so hard you go bald
Then you will have enough testosterone to kill a mere mortal

>>18030799
This

Punch your ball sack

Start lifting.

Stop jerking off. Literally. STOP. Fucking stop. Work out. Don't be a fucking pussy. Done.

>>18030796
Buy a testosterone booster from GNC.

The same way you activate your almonds.

Squeeze your dick and pull your balls downward at the sametime. Do this until you feel a "pop" sound and it should activate.

>>18030796
[spoiler]Friendly reminder to activate your almonds first[/spoiler]